I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.
A program hook-up a police and a ex-terrorist.
A crew member’s mother comes aboard the Enterprise to get married.
A boy wants to be like Data.
Commander Riker is being replaced so the bridge crew shoots the new commander.
Iowa man hauls grain, becomes involved in a minor diplomatic incident. Meanwhile, someone else on the ship wonders if he’s fated to become his own ancestor.
Y’know the worst episode of Stargate? Same writer, same plot, more racist, neon sets.
What’s the worst episode of Stargate?
Emancipation. Short-haired blonde badass is captured and objectified by a sexist warrior culture, until she kicks someone’s ass to get out of it.
This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, “oh, sorry. guess I’ll go home now. bye.”
Riker catches an alien “virus” (from a plant) and lays down naked under a shiny blanket for the rest of the episode. Pulaski forces Riker to dream of the most boring and worst segments from season 1 and 2.
Most shows have flashback episodes that feature highlights. TNG had a clip show that showcased the worst segments. It was the most lackluster finale episode of any Star Trek season. And this was even well after Riker “grew the beard”.
Man visits childhood home to reconcile with himself after being forced to harm coworkers.
Peple talk past eachother until they don’t.
He said “an” episode, not every episode
Picard learns to play the flute.
Crusher plays a flute.
Ghosted
Riker bangs an alien.
They said an episode
Han Solo comes on board, and seduces half the female crew members.
Westworld prequel
Picard joins the Darmok fandom.
A bunch of kids just chant “red squad” over and over again.
The crew overstays their welcome at a board game night and the host tells them all to go home.