TALLAHASSEE, FL—Touting the legislation as a common-sense victory for family values, Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) signed a new law Thursday requiring all Florida women to produce three healthy, white sons by the date of their 22nd birthday. “The production of white daughters will not be penalized, but they will be seized by…
Lololol you think Floridians read … I could put a billboard up on 95 South here in Miami in Spanish and English: “One million dollars to the next ten callers” and at the end of the day I would still have seven million.
To be fair, I’d read that and assume it was a scam. You need just the right mix of not quite illiterate but gullible enough to call a random number and hand your details over to someone promising money, and I feel Nigerian princes and widows just trying to get their money out of the country and will cut be on for a share if I help have that market cornered.
That is a fair point that I had not considered in my original insult. Now I’ll have to figure a way to work that part out for the next insult. Have a great week.