Uh, okay?
This community is called mildly interesting and this pic is mildly interesting.
Missed that in /all, sorry.
HE GANGSTA
According to the internet the turban fabric is 645 meters long, weighs 100lbs and takes several hours of his day to put on… His neck must look like a question mark lol
If he wears it everyday I imagine he must feel a lot lighter at the end of the day like there’s less gravity. Also 100 lb is 45.35924 kg apparently.
So what you’re saying is, he’s a super saiyan?
He is wearing the correct orange color for Master Roshi’s dojo…
A question mark or a redwood stump.
weighs 100lbs
How much is that in normal metrics?
about 4 coffee tables.
roughly eleven adult bald eagles, or 110 american footballs
A large/American sized 10 year old human. I.e. About 45 kilos
Neck be like : ADIOS
And he’s balancing on a motorcycle with that thing on too!
World’s most cushioned motorcycle helmet.
He be like “mas turban”.
Spanish speakers be like:
*puffs* “Whoa, dude, you know what would be so cool, man?” - Singh Mauni some time ago, allegedly
You don’t need drugs when you have religion. With ‘Singh’ in his name, he’s most likely a Sikh and Sikhs are required to wear turbans. This is basically his way of being the Sikhest Sikh that ever put on a turban. It’s like a neck-hurting equivalent of the people who wear Jesus-themed T-shirts and get into a car covered in Jesus bumper stickers.
He’s definitely Sikh, specifically Nihang, judging by the decorations on his Dumalla. Nihang Sikhs are traditionally warriors, and would wear turbans with chainmail woven inside to act as armor against slashing weapons. They also typically wear blue, and the steel bangles are also typical.
And that’s a real dagger tucked into his sash. (I learned a bit about fighting Sikhs from reading Neal Stephenson’s Termination Shock, and watching a load of YouTube videos.)
The Sikh dagger (kirpan) must be worn and sheathed, but does not have to be sharp. So it is not necessarily a functional dagger.
F’realz, my dude?
Boy I bet he smells like skraight up SHIT. LOL
Who rides a motorcycle while wearing a sword. Kinda badass
That’s why he wears all that other nonsense - so you don’t notice the sword until it’s too late.
Mister Steal-Your-Girl-‘s-Bath-Towel-To-Add-To-His-Turban does. That’s who.
Avtar Singh Mauni does.
“Foul Tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring. Emboldened by the flame of ambition. Someone must extinguish thy flame. Let it be Margit the Fell!”
Legit though, look at those arms. Dude is jacked!
for real, those clothes are doing a lot of heavy lifting (🤭) in hiding those shoulders. Homie could probably tag-in for Sisyphus for a lil while
This guy is so badass that everyone else needs to wear a helmet when he passes by
His doctor was like “Hey man, you gotta take your turban off and put on a motorcycle helmet.”
And he was like “Nah, bro, what if I just wore a bigger turban?”
And his doctor was like “Dude, you’d need a turban that’s like 100lbs to offer you the same protection as a good helmet.”
Avtar: “Bet.”You’re joking, but that’s actually the idea behind all of the chainmail and metal woven into the turban. It’s basically a traditional military helmet.
They weave chainmail into turbans? TIL
I had no idea. That’s pretty rad, to be honest.
Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us. Modern day Fonz shit right there.
Fonz ain’t got shit on this guy.
My dude here must have a swole neck.
Considering what you can see of his arms, he’s got a swole everything.