That’s a bun. If it was a burger, you’re doing burgers wrong. 😊
“Come on, Ted. Sure it’s no more peculiar than all that stuff we learned in the seminary, you know, Heaven and Hell and everlasting life and all that type of thing. You’re not meant to take it seriously, Ted!”
I read that in Dougal’s voice.
I had to immediately go to YouTube and start watching an Ardal O’Hanlon standup special.
Down with this sort of thing
Feck!
It’s not the burgers fault. That’s just a really small car.
I would say, this one is normal sized. It’s the other cars which… aren’t.
But this is a tiny burger for sure.
Well I think the car is half full!
Half full of piss, though…
I forget some people went to the Rocket The Raccoon school of perception.
I agree with who made the meme. Their angular size is the same.
Lol another “wtf” from the bible.
Not exactly, book of Enoch is not part of the Bible, it’s an Ethiopian thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Enoch
None of the three books are considered to be canonical scripture by the majority of Jewish or Christian church bodies.
So you are saying the inerrant eternal word of God is determined by current popular opinion?
Nah that nonsense is no worse than the nonsense actually in the Bible, but technically we can’t call Christians out on something that isn’t considered canonical by Christians IMO.
But that wasn’t the point I was trying to make, I merely corrected someone from the false belief that it was actually from the Bible.
There are lots of non-Ethiopian Christians who don’t really know anything about the Bible and accept quotes from the Book of Enoch as if it were part of the mainstream Christian canon. Keep the faithful ignorant and that’s what you get.
Still we can’t really use it as calling out Christians IMO, when it’s not from the Bible, and Christians don’t consider it canonical.
It’s still funny though, and the Bible is just as stupid.But I was merely pointing out it’s not actually from the Bible, which was falsely believed by the poster I responded to.
Haha Oh.
I mean, it’s possible if the burger is American. Unless the car is also American.
They could actually be one in the same:
The burger is bigger than the moon and the sun.
But is it as big as Uranus?
That name doesn’t make sense since planets are named after the Roman gods. Please call it Caelus
Myanus or Uranus?
The equal apparent size is a curious astrological coincidence. What are the odds that the sun, the moon, and my hamburger would all neatly overlap like that?
I wish I could eat the sun, though. I’m sure the taste is fire.
Just initiate a Tiktok challenge. I’m sure someone actually manages to eat the sun and die (along with the solar system).
insert small, far away father Ted clip
That’s just a muffin not a burger.
I don’t know how they make muffins where you live, but they make them wrong.
In the UK we would call it one of the following depending where you live.
- Muffin
- Bread roll
- Barm cake
- Cob
- Bun
- Bap
If I dared to travel 15 minutes in any direction and use the wrong word they would be sure to say do you mean X. Even though they know exactly what I mean.
Bun
So… the thing burgers go on?
To be a pedant I would say the burger goes in, but yes.
North Manchester myself and we would call it a muffin. I know a muffin in North America would be a small cake kinda thing.
I drive 60 mins to work and I’m asking for a Barm.
Okay, well then I’m not sure what the issue is. The person is holding up a hamburger and the outside of the hamburger is the bun or the muffin or whatever.
The person is holding up a hamburger
Really? It could be a dogshit sandwich for all we know.
Considering they called it a burger, I think it’s safe to assume it’s a burger.
Oh I’m sorry for the confusion.
I was saying it’s a muffin as I really don’t see a burger so it just looks like a muffin.
I’m not trying to cause an argument here, perhaps a misunderstanding on all parts.
drive 60 mins to work
Here I quit my job over RTO and a 35min train commute.
You need usable transit, my dude.
I only do two days in the office now.
If I took the train it would be around 2 hours to get there. I did for a while and it hurt lol.
I am lucky in that I work as a software dev for a tiny company and they’re very chill in all aspects, although I would like to WFH full time but I feel in time I’ll get that.
It is actually quite interesting how similar in perspective-skewed size the sun anf moon are.
Depends a lot on the date/time, the moon’s size in the sky can shift a LOT based on a lot of factors to being a fraction of the sun’s size to being much larger than the sun (or I think supermoons look bigger than the sun, idk)
I got to see 2 eclipses this year, and they were very different due to the relative size of the moon appearing smaller in August than in April.
FYI, annular eclipse WAY less-cool.
Ya
I gotta admit though that it’s a pretty awesome coincidence that the moon is the size and at a distance that makes it look approximately the same size as the sun and allows us to have amazing looking eclipses.
How many centuries of science progress do you think we lost with this “awesome coincidence”?
A bigger or smaller moon in the sky would have probably made the mechanism of the solar system a little more obvious for sure.
we have gained from this awesome coincidence. A solar eclipse was used to prove einstein’s theories the first time. This coincidence was exactly what they needed to observe the stars which appear very close to the sun, without the sun’s light washing them out, and measure how much their light was bent by the sun’s mass. Too big or too small and it would have taken much longer to prove.
I’m guessing basically 0 years, honestly. Both are visible in the sky at the same time, so I’m not really sure what being different sizes would clarify.
I think too much order lead to a loss of information.
Of course they are visible at the time so we know they are not the same. But the way we Humans generalize concepts around ridiculously little set of data makes me think that most of people must have looked at the sky, decided they were the same type of things that have definitely always been there, and just forget about it. “Nah we good, those are Gods. Don’t think about it and don’t make them angry”.
This is the type of coincidence that is blinding in a way. People naturally give way too much attention to random things. There are literally tons of textbooks examples of events that look totally improbable, but will in fact appear constantly (meeting someone who knows someone you know in an airplane, meeting someone with the same birthday at a wedding etc).
But the moon is slowly drifting away from the Earth so it will not be true in the relatively near future.
And the sun is expanding, too.
May take a while but off you look closely you will notice. Just wait.
I was concerned about my eyes so I asked google before.
Gemini said it is ok to stare at it
I followed it’s instructions and glued my eyes open!
What if the earth and moon hung out a bit more and developed some better shared hobbies or something? Can we heal this relationship and stop this drifting-apart problem?
Okay, not as near as I thought, although I did mean “relatively” compared to the age of the Earth.
I mean, and I’m saying this just to mess with you a little more, you could have said that you meant “relatively” compared to anything as a follow up depending on how your replies went XD
Good save there
Or, you know, me admitting I was wrong but still clarifying.
They said “relatively”. So it’s okay.
I don’t know if this is sarcastic, but pedantic and edifying are a venn diagram
Only for this specific eclipse. Sometimes the moon is closer, so it completely shrouds the sun and we get to see the ghosty heliosphere of illuminated gasses. Other timed the sun is smaller and we get a ring of fire. Curiously sometimes Mercury gets in the way, but it’s so far away, and so close to the sun it appears as a tiny black dot.
But the earth (and most of the solar system) is so tiny it barely exists. Jupiter retains a tiny bit of mass, to the sun, we are microbial. We humans are fleas on fleas.
But there’s no metadata at the bottom so it can’t be real
Somebody slap an ifunny.com metadata on it!
Anyway, if that was really shot on a 25mm, then it’s cropped massively, rendering the metric useless anyway.
and its taste is sevenfold tastier
I would say that a burger is at least sevenfold tastier than a car.
But the burger in question looks like shit, so who knows
Please do not attempt to eat the sun.