• atticus88th@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    The Superior Court of Alameda County is charging roughly $1 per page to get legal filings. To download the entirety of the court proceedings to date, the court wants $2,999.

    Alright, fuck it! Lets build our own soft serve ice cream machines… with blackjack and hookers.

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      1 year ago

      Okay, and then you get fined for violating your franchise contract that requires you use these machines.

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        1 year ago

        Then we’ll create our own franchise. We’ll call it FuttBuckers, or something like that…