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minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoMy magic rocks do something. Trust me. Crystals and turquoise are for rubes but this magic rock is named after a planetoid so it has special energy. Buy these very expensive magic rocks instead of the cheaper ones at the woo store.
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoBut I have part of a magic rock in my smoke detector
minus-squarenothacking@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoNa, those are fake, made from putting this synthetic, toxic plutonium stuff in this big machine called a reactor.
My magic rocks do something. Trust me. Crystals and turquoise are for rubes but this magic rock is named after a planetoid so it has special energy. Buy these very expensive magic rocks instead of the cheaper ones at the woo store.
But I have part of a magic rock in my smoke detector
Na, those are fake, made from putting this synthetic, toxic plutonium stuff in this big machine called a reactor.