But have you tried the crunchy water with peanut butter and rasians
Celery is peak, fight me
Love that crunchy boii
Do I have to fight you? I agree with you.
Celery stick sword fight.
Go!
Even Doctor Who doesn’t like it, and he wore celery as a brooch for years.
Battery water
cut celery into large chunks, put some olive oil, pop it into the oven and take it back when it starts to char and soft. mix it with mushroom saute (and stir fried beef if not vegetarian)
Then take the entire pot, and pour it’s straight in the bin.
And have it taste like eating shampoo or some other chemical soup not to be left within reach of children.
Wait do people actually not like celery? I eat it as a snack
I think it’s fairly common to dislike raw celery.
Put peanut butter in the crack and then it becomes a delicious snack.
Out of context this means something very different.
Still delicious tho 😋
Instance checks out tbh.
I really dislike celery. I just don’t like the texture and flavor. Yucky
I fuckin love celery
Yep me too, just crunching on raw celery is great with or without Peanut Butter and I also add it to smoothies
There are apparently dozens of us!
Celery is honestly the worst vegetable. I will not elaborate further
Counterpoint: eggplant
Countercounterpoint: Baba Ghanouj
Growing your own celery is a game changer. Most produce we get in the store is hopelessly bland.
I don’t know how people eat it, it tastes so horrible
You my friend are in a genetic minority. Sorry about that.
-god
The smell of raw celery makes me nauseous, especially when cut. Cooked in things I find the texture off-putting and tasteless, compounding the unwanted crunch added to something that shouldn’t crunch.
Cooked celery is not supposed to be crunchy. Grandma’s recipe is cursed. I bet her broccoli is crunchy too, that’s why it gets a bad rep.
Broccoli should be slightly crunchy. Overcooked broc is gross
Overcooked yes, but crunchy veggies are gross. It’s a real drama now where I live, all the veggies are under cooked.
There’s undercooked, but also perfectly crunchy when cooked right. Matter of opinion, I like my broc with a nice crunch. But also eat raw broccoli, so
Damnit I wish I had some good shit to flavor my stew with.
Glances at Mirepoix
That’s really it, soup and stew. I opt for the celery root, toss it in a bag, call it a day.
Also would make a killer white wine sauce for roast chicken.
Better than just sticking my finger in the blue cheese dressing tho…
carrots??
When I say “better” what I really mean is “more socially acceptable”.
Carrots are also more socially acceptable than my finger…
I “peel” celery like how I peel a potato. So basically peel off the stringy part. Then I cut them diagonally or at a 45° angle. I then stir fry them with carrots and string peas and baby corn and shallots with some garlic and salt.
It’s so crunchy and fresh tasting.
Rhubarb: now when you bit the water with hair in it, it tastes sour.
My sole reason for wanting to try rhubarb pie is because of people who’ve had rhubarb saying how sour it is. I fucking love sour stuff, and celery. So hells yeah I want some rhubarb. I never see it around here though 😬
Rhubarb pie is one of my favorite cakes. Try it if you get the chance!
I want another slice of rhubarb tart.
Isn’t rhubarb poisonous before cooking
Its the leaves that have a lot of oxalic acid, the stems are edible raw, just utterly unpalateable. Although if you have a miracle berry first it is apparently delicious - https://youtu.be/hgvRoCY0hNA?t=10m26s