nah, due to the inevitable fact that as a republican actively saying offensive things, this man will inevitably get caught in a gay orgy before long. it’s a thing, and the joke hinges on it.
not that would be radioactive enough to do the, uh, job, no.
(you can buy some depleted uraninum in small cubes and such for people trying to collect a periodic table of the elements, etc. Or you can just buy the ore on amazon…)
somebody should give that guy ass-cancer and tell him he can’t get it removed because he couldn’t keep his pants up.
Testicular cancer would be a better comparison.
nah, due to the inevitable fact that as a republican actively saying offensive things, this man will inevitably get caught in a gay orgy before long. it’s a thing, and the joke hinges on it.
Anyone know where to get your hands on a uranium butt plug?
not that would be radioactive enough to do the, uh, job, no.
(you can buy some depleted uraninum in small cubes and such for people trying to collect a periodic table of the elements, etc. Or you can just buy the ore on amazon…)
Cubes? Yikes.