No joke I worked at a Walmart in the early 90s and they caught a lady stealing a microwaves by holding it between her thighs under her dress. She was a large lady. I’m pretty sure I heard she only got caught because she had done it like twice before and she kept returning them for money.
They’re that good at being sneaky
Must have wore purple.
Huh?
Oh it’s a 40k joke. Purple means sneaky in orc culture.
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No joke I worked at a Walmart in the early 90s and they caught a lady stealing a microwaves by holding it between her thighs under her dress. She was a large lady. I’m pretty sure I heard she only got caught because she had done it like twice before and she kept returning them for money.