That student needs to have the stupid beaten out of him. It’s the only way to be sure.
Did Trump write this?
I’m pretty sure it is literally a transcription of a trump speech…
Edit: oh fuck, I just noticed the name on the paper is also Donald Trump… Lol I guess I “ate the onion”.
His name’s on it lol
What’s hilarious is that even if you didn’t notice the name on the paper (I didn’t) you still know immediately who this is mocking.
Yeah I didn’t realize it was a quote at first, but I knew exactly who it was supposed to be.
Didn’t see the name but recognized the style.
I didn’t notice the name, but I got about halfway in before I started to wonder why it sounded so familiar.
LOL I definitely didn’t notice that first and went, “wow, did this kid really plagiarize Trump?” And then looked at the name… So sorta.
Haha it’s funny how annoyingly easy it is to tell a trump rambling
He said it verbatim at a rally. https://youtu.be/pq4xSuiueUc
trump speech writer
I wonder if he just blatantly ignores his teleprompter, or if he can’t read it as fast as it moves, so he misses most of it. Either way, it’s gotta be infuriating to have to write a good speech, get past some sort of review, just to have it totally butchered on stage.
The rumor I’ve seen is that Trump needs glasses but refuses to wear them in public so he struggles to read the teleprompter.
Or maybe he’s just illiterate?
Or maybe he’s just illiterate
The dumbest people in the room always think they’re the smartest.
Also it should be noted that trumps intel briefings were always dumbed down and explained. They were mostly maps and bullet points. Cuz he was a dumb fuck.
He gets pissed off when there’s something wrong with the teleprompter.
Do convicted felons have the same rights when it comes to plagiarism of their work?
Some states have passed laws that do not allow them to profit from their crimes. Like by writing books or giving speeches about it.
That’s horrible, one of the best ways to connect to young at-risk youths are rehabilitated adults that use their experience
This is why OJ Simpson had to call his book “If I Did It”
So he could recount and profit from the disgusting murders he committed. You think him profiting from his book sales helped at-risk youth?
It’s the greatest essay I have ever seen, folks. *accordion hands*
You can’t just say “perchance”.
Stompin turts
accordion hands
Never in my life have I needed something so much, and never known until I received it
Oh wow
I’ve rewritten this comment 15 times, alternating between thanking you, describing the perfection that is this video, and pontificating about media and its modern incarnations. Anyway, sincerely, thank you for connecting me to this.
I prefer Peter Nguyen’s material more.
I prefer braining myself on concrete more.
I only got it at “no longer in favor”. That’s when it clicked. Before that it just read like a student who had to write a one page essay on a topic he knew nothing about and tried to fill the lines.
I’m not sure how anyone could get past the second line and not start reading it in Trump’s voice.
I actually didn’t read the name first, but while reading it I thought, “this reads a lot like Trump.”
At this point I only hear impersonations of Trump; I read it and heard Shane Gillis as Trump.
I walked in here, I said: woooow whatta big room!
I had no idea. I was laughing so hard the whole way through and didn’t realize it was Trump until I got to the comments and laughed so much harder. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🙂↔️🫠💀
Looks to me like they knew exactly what to do with that student.
Straight to the presidency. Straight away
F is for felon
Gettysburg, wow.
I go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania to look, AND to watch.
So confederacy
Many uphill
Such boys
Even AI can’t come up with something like this.
Like woah… woah. Can we just take a minute to appreciate how long the Battle of Verdun was? 9 months, 3 weeks and 6 days. At the start of the battle, you could’ve made beautiful sweet love to a woman, impregnated her with your seed, and dropped a few more loads in her in the mean time, and then 9 months later that baby comes out and the battle would still be going on. That says something about humanity. I’m going to repeat that. That. Says. Something. About. Humanity. In this 10 pg, double-spaced essay, I will talk about how awesome Verdun was and why we should be naming our children after it.
I can’t even tell if you’re shitposting but I don’t care, I’m here for it
Definitely don’t make him a president
what a great essay. a great essay.
i knew this student, very smart. i knew him and he said umbrella you- i am a real patript (and there are real patriots) and he said umbrella- umbrella is the most upvoted user on lemmy. what i was told- they know you are much bigger than the second one by far. great. you are doing a great job.
Love “never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill!”
I’m picturing Lee with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder.
It’s over Ainakin, I have the uphill
Robert E Lee x Mr. Krabs mashup
“Mr. Lee, why do you like slavery?”
“Money!”
I kinda want this to be a thing, like a SpongeBob special doing their own weird version of the American Civil War.