That sounds awful! If you’re gonna bring something to class, you need to bring enough for everyone.
They’re full gram joints. I don’t think Little Timmy needs more than two puffs from one. Puff puff pass.
They’re full gram joints. I don’t think Little Timmy needs more than two puffs from one. Puff puf
That all depends on how your body processes THC. For some people I know, two puffs is plenty. For others (Me, for example), two puffs ain’t gonna do shit.
What you’re describing is tolerance. I don’t think most children have any tolerance to THC.
Puff puff pass with 20 joints seems like enough for everyone.
It’s not like the kids have a high tolerance
Seems like a good math problem.
“Alright class, we have 20 joints with an average of 30 puffs each. There are 35 students, one teacher, and 2 teachers aides. How many puffs does everyone get?”
Maybe he’s touting smaller class sizes?
True. Republicans famously love funding public education.
It’s sad that we all just accept the fact most schools have classes of more than 20 kids… What a goddamn disaster education is in this country.
Yeah, but what I want to know is what happened to the Taco trucks on every street. It’s closing 8n on lunch.
Just think of how marijuana legalization would help the taco truck industry!
Look, teachers gotta be able to wind down in the break room.
Ron should try some weed
He probably does, but of course he has a persona to uphold.
Teachers can bring guns, let the kids bring weed.
It’s the best way to keep everyone calm with all those guns around
Happy cake day 🎉
Guns aren’t too concerning by themselves, but I think we all know a few teachers from our school years that should never, ever own one.
Yup we had one go nuts and dump out all our cubbies in 6th grade, because too many of us forgot to bring out work and she was convinced we hadn’t done it and left it in our bags.
She retired at the end of that year.
I had another in HS that threw a hammer at a kid (it was a vocational class), that annoyingly put me off a career in the trades. I wish now that I’d stuck with it. I much prefer working with my hands over temporarily organizing pixels.
It’s never to late to start. We just had a guy who was 45, and worked in an office his entire career, join our apprenticeship. Being a union electrician is a great gig. Our pay is great and the benefits are awesome.
When the shooting starts, the joints come out
Tactical spliffs
He smiles so so terribly.
Pearls clutched!
Which school, exactly? Asking for a friend.
South Florida is turning into New Atlantis and this fucking idiot is complaining about weed. I hope he gets hit by a meteor.
The Atlantis of legend had advanced technology and beautiful and intelligent people, which doesn’t sound like South Florida to me.
Yea I live here dude no reason to insult me.
Reminds me of the fear mongering a conservative family member was spouting when my state legalized weed. She was going on and on about how car accidents were going to “skyrocket” because everyone would be driving high. We’ve been legalized for about four years now, the first time I heard about any high driving incident was a couple of weeks ago when two people died. Now, obviously the number of high drivers is probably more than that, and any kind of intoxicated driving is irresponsible, but that’s the first time I heard a case make the news, meanwhile NHTSA says an average of 37 people die due to drunk driving per day.
Alcohol is pretty unique as a drug in causing car accidents. Most other drugs will either relax/sedate you enough so you don’t want to go out (opiates, ketamine), make you anxious enough so you won’t want to drive (cannabis, hallucinogens), or stimulate you enough so that if you do drive you probably won’t be that bad (coke, meth). Only alcohol will keep you up enough to socialize, confident enough to drive, and impaired enough to crash. Even if you were to legalize all drugs alcohol would still probably be the largest cause by far for impaired driving accidents.
Does it ever occur to anyone to just say, “that doesn’t make any sense and is probably a distortion”?
Seeing as his supporters believe they’re destined to spend eternity in flames unless a man in a robe puts water on their heads because a rib woman was once convinced by a talking snake to eat magical fruit, I’m thinking no.
Don’t forget you have to eat God converted into crackers and wine after telling the robe man all your secrets.
If only there were states that passed similar laws that we could look at to see how things played out.
Oh wait. We do. And none of this shit happened.
People already can bring 20 joints into a school if they want to. Has Ron looked at other states that have legalized it and observed schools bursting at the seems with pot?
prevalent odor of cannabis that he says would result from the reform
Oh no! Another smell to go along with car exhaust and low tide!
Don’t forget the stink of sprinklers spraying shitty hard water so it smells like diarrhea everywhere.
Well yeah, if the teacher asks if I’m going to share with the class, I’ve got to.
“I hope you brought enough for everyone”
