Imagine being so rich out-of-touch that you think offering someone something that will cost them a shitload of money to keep in exchange for sex will work with non-rich people.
Power move
We’ve already established that. Now we’re just haggling about the price.
Yeah, I remember when this was first reported in 2022.
I was thinking the same thing. My second thought was “AGAIN??”
At this point I just imagine Elon starting every conversation with a woman as “do you like horses? Because I have an offer for you”
Nah, he’s not THAT bad! He only does it the 800 times a year he flies somewhere in his untracked private jet 😉
Sometimes when a good flirt line works, you try it again.
So maybe there’s a woman who sold her body for a horse. And this gal got $250k.
How the fuck did he get a horse on the flight in the first place?
It’s a big plane I assume. You have to see the horse I got my wife. I didn’t have real horse money. But this one changes colors in warm water or cold water. It’s awesome 😎.
Shall we assume the color-changing water horse was exchanged for sex?
Oh wait what? What kind of forum is this!
This isn’t H4S?
I’m not sure what’s more ridiculous, offering her heroine for sex, or giving her the financial liability of taking care of an equine in exchange for 10-20 minutes of disappointment.
He was offering to play a game of 1-on-1 basketball with special rules in her driveway.
Reminds me of that job that offered the winner at work a Toyota, and gave her a Toy Yoda. She sued and won.
#Pony4PPGate
Lol nice
No, see, the real mistake he made was being a cheapskate because she definitely had a price, and he thought it was too much. The richest man on earth wanted some ez pz ass and was too cheap to get it.
So she gets a $250k settlement and he looks like a pervert. Real smart man there.
The morale, to me, is that you don’t fucking sexually harass your employees, and if you do, you better fucking be ready to pay the consequences.
Moral*
maybe it’s what pumps him up
He had a bunch of horses that came with some land he bought he was trying to get rid of - jeeze
this’s why it’s a nightmare to be married to a douchbag like him
Pocket change.
as of June 2024, Forbes estimates his net worth to be US$210 billion.
Link.
Highest median house price by state in the US is $787,000. That’s the highest in the nicest place. Link.
A total of…
Brace yourself…
Approximately one 250,000th of his wealth. (actual is higher)
Edit: I apologise in advance for any maths fuck ups. It’s Friday evening where I am. You’re hearin’ me.
But the post says “horse” not “house”. You know, like the neigh-type of thing.
🐴🤦♂️
I will leave my post as an acknowledgment of my wine based mistakes.
On the other hand though… It just makes things worse by, like, several orders of magnitude.
Edit; What’s worse is that I read the whole horse article before, set in my mind what a cunt he was for offering something he had an (other than money) excess of, then promptly got outraged that he only offered a house.
Kids, alcohol is a powerful drug.
Well, it’s implied that a house is part of the deal, since where else is the horse going to live? A flight attendant won’t have a horse house just sitting around.
Nah she can just bring it with her to work, and tuck it away in the back.
You could spend 3/4 million on a horse, depending
I feel like a horse is more of a gift you give to people you hate. Now they’re stuck with a horse and they need to find a place to stable it and pay through the nose in maintenance.
Are you talking about neigh-bors? Because houses have those!
I love it. Don’t ever stop this.
I’m going to be so happy to see his death caused by a likely drug overdose. Not because I take joy in his death, but we’ll finally be rid of having to hear about his stupidity and drama every day.
Not because I take joy in his death
Uh, yeah me neither…
All the best men have to pay for sex
He’s just looking for a stable relationship.
This isn’t even a horse joke- he wants brood mares. That’s why he has 11 children. He’s 100% in on the whole “Great Replacement” lie.
I think he has some kind of “positive eugenics” bullshit and it aligns with his narcissism where he thinks he and his genes are special. If he believed in “great replacement” and acted on it earnestly he’d give his workers time to leave work and have kids.
Its clear like he saw “humans on mars” as catnip for futurists who will give him money he sees “great replacement” as catnip for racists who will protect his money pile from taxes.
he thinks he and his genes are special.
Oh no question. He thinks that the reason he’s fallen upwards from Daddy’s emerald mine to Theil’s crush to king of the hill is because he is superior and not because he’s super lucky.
Elon should have known…
Horse girls, horse girls
They live in a different world
this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0owILEBvb0 by Tacocat always cracks me up
I couldn’t make out a single word.
They’re a punk band so that’s kinda the point but when you have heard it a few times it’s more clear
It’s a funny and smart song. Here’s the lyrics
They know the different breeds Of all their favorite steeds Breyers on their desks Long hair and long necks
Horse girls, horse girls They live in a different world They know the different breeds Of all their favorite steeds Breyers on their desks Long hair and long necks
No time for girls or boys Horses their only joy Work stables for the rides Makes them feel so alive
Horse girls, horse girls They live in a different world No time for girls or boys Horses their only joy Work stables for the rides Makes them feel so alive
Complete collection Of all things equestrian There’s ponies, colts, and foals Horses are in their souls
Horse girls, horse girls They live in a different world Complete collection Of all things equestrian There’s ponies, colts, and foals Horses are in their souls___
This was news like 2 years ago
i think it is older than that now isn’t it? I happened in 2016, i thought it came to the news in like 2019 or 2020… then again, life is like a blur to me, so…
