Where are garden fork and tuning fork?
Better get out your pitchfork
Why would you eat a table?
Of all the fork shapes, the table fork seems the least useful for its named purpose.
All forks are table forks if you put them on the forking table.
With an honorable mention for the cocktail fork. If you don’t want to drink it, at least use a spoon
Most of those are threeks and twoks. Only a few forks.
This joke goes hard
What if I’m having fish salad for dessert?
The list is disappointingly missing many variants, such as:
- The Spork (an invention commonly attributed to Samuel W. Francis, but which remains in doubt)
- The Knork, from the popular show Knork and Knindy (knanu-knanu)
- Neptune’s trident (four out of five dentists recommend it)
- Cluster fork (as experienced by yours truly at least once per fortnight when production goes down)
- The most ancient and purest form of all: the monofork, aka kebap skewer
The knork was invented by Abraham Lincoln and Gandhi.
I love that all of the responses in here are just forking jokes.
Fine dining is so weird.
fine dining can go fork off
When appearances and etiquette become more important than the food … I’d rather have a box of KD and watch some Netflix in my underwear.
Could be worse… could be like the old Japanese fine dining, where you’re just supposed to stare at the food and pretend to eat it.
With what kind of fork tho
Fork? … I’d use the same spoon I used to make the food and eat it straight from the pot to save myself from doing more dishes than I have to.
Italians
- make weird noodles
- need strange tools to eat them
South east asians
- use literal sticks that chop
- make overcomplicated food that just needs to be grabbed
- breed special rice that sticks
Germans
- Spoon go brrr
I love sticky rice tho. Just saying.
Those Asians, they had some ideas, let me tell you.
Hows a crab meant to hold that?
With both claws.
Nice
Yeah if it’s a little one maybe, but if a crab can one-claw a knife then it can one-claw a fork. He’s not a little crablet anymore, Charlene.
Are the extra-thick tines on the fish and pie forks for cutting?
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Shrimp is bugs.
I need that spaghetti fork.
Seriously what’s the point.
How is a salad fork any better than a commoner fork for a salad.
The same for most of these.
The Broadfork : https://www.easydigging.com/broadforks/articles/invention-broadfork-history.html
And remember if you see a fork in the road, take it.