The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 17 days agoThis is just adorablelemmy.worldimagemessage-square130fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageThis is just adorablelemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 17 days agomessage-square130fedilink
minus-squarefiercekitten@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·16 days agoI want you to finish it. No one ever finishes it. I don’t even know the rest of the limerick because no one ever finishes it!
minus-squareAgrivar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-216 days agoAs an actual man from Nantucket (though not that one) lemme fill you in: There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, “If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.”
minus-squarefiercekitten@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·16 days agoOmg that’s awful, no wonder people never finish it! Thank you so much 🙂
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·16 days agoThere are a metric fuckton of limericks that start with that phrase. A common one is: There was a young man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·16 days agoOH yeah, lmao. They usually are (owing to the rhyme scheme started by “Nantucket”) but not always.
minus-squarefiercekitten@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·16 days agoReally? I never knew because I had never heard anyone ever finish one!
I want you to finish it. No one ever finishes it. I don’t even know the rest of the limerick because no one ever finishes it!
As an actual man from Nantucket (though not that one) lemme fill you in:
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
“If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.”
Omg that’s awful, no wonder people never finish it!
Thank you so much 🙂
There are a metric fuckton of limericks that start with that phrase. A common one is:
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."
It’s truly dirty.
OH yeah, lmao. They usually are (owing to the rhyme scheme started by “Nantucket”) but not always.
Really? I never knew because I had never heard anyone ever finish one!