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- whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
I swore at rocks all morning and nobody is accepting cursed stones for groceries. I haven’t tried Walmart, should I try there?
Got some Ninja Turtles pies from 1991
Possibly made from real turtles
Cryptocurrency always ran on nothing but prophesy (“to the moon”) and curses (“bearish”, “FUD”).
Or cryptid currency, where you pay in bigfoot hairs and squonk snot
I would absolutely be a wendigo bag holder and lose track of where my skinwalker is.
You think that’s bad, what do think I’m gonna do with all this Dewayo scat?
Does Mothman fur count?
Yes. We also accept snallygaster talons, chupacabra scabs, and toenail clippings from the Jersey devil
I’ve got some girl scout cookies from the Loch Ness Monster that I understand to be worth about tree fiddy…
Jackalope?
Horn shavings.
Or crypt currency, where you pay with corpses looted from your local graveyard.
A moment of silence for our crypto bros, who called everyone stupid, dumb and an agent of the status quo, all the while wrecking their finances in some of the most obvious Ponzi schemes in the history of mankind. You truly knew it better.
Seeing you go bankrupt was the funniest shit ever.