Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoSo much for that fetish...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageSo much for that fetish...lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoSpeak for yourself, Californian. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been fucked by the subway.
minus-squarehemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoFucked in the subway* By the subway implies that the subway has been fucking you which I have hard time believing
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoNah, you read it right.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoI don’t know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.
minus-squareMasamune@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoEvery ride is a surprise, that’s why we love* the MTA! *hate
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoProbably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.
minus-squareZorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoUnderstandable, I too suffer from Bofa.
minus-squaretacosanonymous@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoI just threw up in my mouth a bit.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoYeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.
minus-squarepewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoreplies in a train
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoThat’s the other puddle
minus-squareMilk_Sheikh@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoWhat about getting fucked behind a Jimmy John’s? Asking for a friend 👀
minus-squareMango@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoDamn, our education system is so bad they didn’t even teach you to count to fifty?
Speak for yourself, Californian. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been fucked by the subway.
Fucked in the subway*
By the subway implies that the subway has been fucking you which I have hard time believing
Nah, you read it right.
Username checks out.
I don’t know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.
Every ride is a surprise, that’s why we love* the MTA!
*hate
Probably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.
Understandable, I too suffer from Bofa.
Fine… What’s Bofa…
inhales
BOFA DEEZ NUTZ
gottm
Godamnit you did it.
I just threw up in my mouth a bit.
Yeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.
replies in a train
That’s the other puddle
What about getting fucked behind a Jimmy John’s? Asking for a friend 👀
Damn, our education system is so bad they didn’t even teach you to count to fifty?