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minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 days agoIt’s because they are all compulsive liars.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoIs that why they don’t wear pants?
minus-squareAnalogyAddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoConfirmed. My Borzoi lies continually, especially to “have you eaten yet?” And “who made this mess?!” She gives you that Russian side-eye.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoIt’s okay if they do it when they’re sleeping, though.
minus-squareCuriousRefugee@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 days agoI read this, moved on, then came back like 3 minutes later to upvote. Slow brain but great joke.
It’s because they are all compulsive liars.
Is that why they don’t wear pants?
Confirmed. My Borzoi lies continually, especially to “have you eaten yet?” And “who made this mess?!”
She gives you that Russian side-eye.
It’s okay if they do it when they’re sleeping, though.
I read this, moved on, then came back like 3 minutes later to upvote. Slow brain but great joke.