A lack of 80s beach babes who would enjoy this kind out outfit
You are. I wouldn’t want to make you have to look at that.
Mostly homophobia I would guess.
Women what’s stopping you from dressing like 80s horror movie hotties?
I don’t like wearing thong leotards over my leggings. It’ll shove my leggings up my buttcrack and be super uncomfortable.
Superman wore briefs over his leggings and you don’t see him complaining about it.
Superman doesnt wear a thong though. Plus, he’s an alien so maybe he has a super skin that doesn’t get irritated from chafing?
I’m merely human, so my skin wouldn’t appreciate having the seam of my leggings pushed up my asscrack while working out or whatever they were doing in those outfits back then.
Yeah well Superman was fighting crime, and wearing briefs over leggings might not get into his asscrack, but I assume he has a ballsack. I’d much rather have a nice thong up my ass than my balls wrapped in tightly whites with some leggings all bunched up in there. I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree. Unless Superman doesn’t have a scrotum and testicles, in which case I fully concede.
Maybe superman has super testicles? Briefs over leggings would hurt a normal dude but not him?
Or maybe his briefs only hurt his nuts if kryptonite is near him?On Krypton people wear boxers underneath their pants.
He’s nigh invincible. It would take a lot more than that to make him uncomfortable! Kryptonite underwear, maybe.
Nobody puts shoulder pads like that on dresses anymore
Of course dressing like 80’s horror movie hunks. Crop tops and jean mommy shorts.
Heterosexuality.
So, toxic masculinity and homophobia.
I mean
Jesus, get your head examined. Being a straight male doesn’t make someone the enemy.
True, but postulating heteros can’t wear midiffs is a super weird take. It does come off as homophobic whether or not that was the intention
I didn’t say you were the enemy. I said you’ve internalized aspects of toxic masculinity and homophobia.
You’ll find that the nature of society means every man must struggle with these things on their journey.
This is not what they are saying in the slightest.
Shame, mostly shame.
I’m not really looking to attract other men at this time
Cause I’d look like a mustard tiger selling greasy cheeseburgers
shit dude, I don’t know why but this made me actually laugh out loud
A beer belly
The six pack evolved into a keg
who says i don’t?
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Because I’m currently dressed like a skateboarder from the 90’s and it’s so very comfortable.
It’s still summer, so I’m rocking my 70’s coke dealer vibe, and don’t want to put away the floral shirts just yet.
The cut-off athletic wear look is definitely a late summer/early autumn. If I can find appropriately skimpy shorts and cut offs, I’ll be all about it.
There needs to be a “Modern Himbo” store so finding clothes like these isn’t such a chore.
Because body positivity doesn’t exist for men.
Hey my dude. I’ll cat call you if you want.
Damn bro you hot as fuck no homo. Like shit man, you rocking that shirt like you belong in a museum of sexy ass motherfuckers no homo. Damn man if I was into dudes, I’d want your body all over mines no homo.
Anyways have a nice day.
That was sweet of you 🙂
Can we do this but homo
I was going to say, because I don’t have the stomach of a half starved gym rat. But yours is also good.
Bingo.
You make your own body positivity. That’s the point.
I’m a twink not a hunk
Im a trunk.
I’m a thunk.
My gross body
I think you look hawt.