• UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    We actually went to a local department store (Karstadt), where they had a few computers lined up for people to play around with. It was all really expensive and very very beige, as was the style at the time. So we went there to “try out” the computers until the store clerks would approach us, eyebrow raised, asking if we were intending to buy one. Yes Mister, I am 10, and I would like to buy this computer that is about 5000 times my weekly allowance! I used to visit a neighbour who lived in the same house who actually had a computer that was hooked up to a TV. He was developing a game for it, and I was his alpha tester. It was way cool. It was so long ago that I forgot what the game was really about, but I loved going there and playing it everytime he finished a new part of it. Later, my mother would buy an Atari Mega ST 1 with an SM124 screen and one of those break-your-wrist mouses they had at the time. She had to chase me away from that to get any work done. It wasn’t until 1993 that I would get my first own PC that I could use as much and as long as I wanted. Internet I got when I got a 14.4k modem. Dialed in to a BBS first, which only gave me usenet. Then later, the first internet provider opened in our town, and so I had ‘real’ internet. But damnit, did that shit cost money. Not the internet access itself, but the fees for the phone line, because we had to pay per minute even for local calls.

    I’d say good times, but then I remember things like having to edit your startup files every time you wanted to play a different game, and how slow and horrible and expensive (not to mention beige) everything was.

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      I did the same with gaming consoles at Conrad (when they still had physical stores). When you were there early in the afternoon you could play the latest releases on the newest consoles.

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    I remember my, well, the house’s first computer, a Windows 95 machine (no idea about the actual specs). Shit was magical to my then 5 year old eyes. The internet only came some 3 years later and time online was heavily regulated because of the phone bill, also because someone might be waiting for an important call or whatever, which was usually my older brother waiting for a friend or girl to call him.

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    Shit, I remember when our public library got some fancy new computers with an internet connection which was super high tech at the time. Two of my buddies and I rode our bikes down there and we couldn’t believe how cool this new thing called a “chatroom” was. Like… there were other people on there just talking to each other, long distance, mind you, and FOR FREE?!?!?!

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    Be me, 6 or 7 years old, scrolling through BBS stuff for many hours, blissfully unaware of our ISP being long distance until my mom realized what was happening and totally freaked out

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    I remember sharing porn on floppy disks in highschool. I didn’t have Internet yet so a few of my friends were gods among men.

    Click here if you’re over 18?

    Not much has changed there. Unless you live in a nanny state of “small government” and “save the children”. Bitch you turned out fine! Let em rub one out in peace.

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        Son: Mom! We need more ink!

        Mom: What!? I just bought ink last week!

        Mom: What have you been printing!?

        Son: IDK!? School Stuff!?

        Mom: Okay sweetie. I’ll get you some more from the Office Max!

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      set to the tune of Treat the Kids Right by The Interrupters

      Let the kids wank

      Or you’re gonna get a spank

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      So this guy I knew was trading porn. Mostly pics, a few low-res clips. Some warez here and there, too. Most people did not have fast internet yet, let alone a CD burner. He’d lug around these large wooden crates filled to the brim with home-made porn collection CDs. It was totally out there.

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      I remember printing out pictures that, in hindsight, were Photoshopped, but it was before I knew what Photoshop was. I learned a lot between 2000 and 2005.

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        Her head wasn’t glued on quite right.
        If AI figures out fingers, we will really be in trouble.

        Or that fire doesn’t belong in a tent I guess .

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          I think a few months ago I was hearing “GPT 4.0 has finally figured out fingers” and seeing examples of correctly generated fingers.

          Still seeing AI images with fucked fingers, though. Guess GPT still isn’t that good at it, or maybe they’re using some budget AI.

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    As a kid, all of us nerds got our own computers eventually after much begging. (Commodore 64s and such.)

    And occasionally, we had the magical moments when we got to visit the occasional person who had a big computer. (PC clones)

    No information superhighways yet!

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    10? I guess if “Compuserve over slow dial-up” counts as “the information superhighway”, then sure. Web browsers almost certainly weren’t a thing yet. Hypertext had more-or-less just been invented.

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    In the mid-90s my dad bought a Compaq Presario and the LucasArts games multi-pack. X-Wing, Day of the Tentacle, Sam and Max, and Indiana Jones. Amazing. I was like a God.

    I also remember playing a game called The Neverhood, which was a claymation liminal space game. Gave me nightmares of being trapped there, but it was still one of my favorites.

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      I had the exact same Lucas arts box set. Each of those games was amazing! And I think I actually finished them all. I ran them on my Packard Bell Pentium 75 with 8mb of ram. So much fun then!

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      Damn this thread is making me feel ancient.

      This was my first computer.

      I still kick ass at Snake Byte.

      (Also, The Neverhood has one of the best game soundtracks of all time. I still listen to it.)

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          I had every Zork. Even the crappy CD-Rom one with bad video starring the older brother from The Wonder Years.

          Zork Zero was my favorite. I still have the Zorkmid coin that came with it.

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        This was my computer lab at school. Vividly remember the double stacked apple floppy drives and the wood box of floppy discs that you could check out at the school library to use the on the computers.

        Didn’t have a home PC until the Commodore 64. Still have that one in a box somewhere with way too many accessories.

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      Neverhood was my fucking childhood, man. The day I beat the game my grandfather and I celebrated. Add to that Myst, RCT1, Zoo Tycoon, and eGames Pack Volume 1 (which had DEMONSTAR on it) and you’ve encapsulated basically 100% of my gaming experience until I discovered Minecraft in 09-10.

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      I was whatever was exactly one generation later. Also a Compaq but my games were a demo pack of X-Wing, Tie Fighter, Dark Forces, and Yoda Stories.

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    One of my buddies had a AOL birthday party where we got the internet for “30 days free” and we just spent the time taking turns chatting with people in chatrooms.