I couldn’t. I got through the first one - barely. Then I started the second and began power-barfing and screaming. Had to close the tab.
Every paragraph is quotable, but here’s the last three of contestant number one:
A lot of politicians – 99% of the politicians – are going to blow smoke up your ass and lie to you to tell you whatever they want to tell you but this guy, he’s going to tell it exactly where it is. That’s why I call him the Blackest president we ever had.
I am seeing more Black people attend the rallies. Especially with them bullying him through the streets these days with giving him all these fake charges. Trump gets to see how Black men live out here and now, right before every American eye, where they used to say that Black people are crying wolf, now they get to see exactly how the justice system does us as Blacks. They’re bullying him literally right before everyone’s eyes and it’s not fair.
That’s why I call him the Blackest president ever alive.
In the beginning it was purely business, but now it’s fully fledged. This is what I believe in and stand for. I think he gives a damn. He simply cares. Everyone wants to make him out to be a racist but man, the biggest thing I ask people is: show me one racist thing he’s done to us Blacks besides help us.
Given how his particular base tends to lie, I went and double-checked to make sure it wasn’t some fat white guy being quoted. In a rather shocking turn…it was not a fat white guy, and for that I am rather horrified.
I couldn’t. I got through the first one - barely. Then I started the second and began power-barfing and screaming. Had to close the tab.
Every paragraph is quotable, but here’s the last three of contestant number one:
Ty for your service 🫡
These people need to switch to unleaded water
Imagine thinking Trump is speaking honestly, despite the nigh infinite counterexamples.
Given how his particular base tends to lie, I went and double-checked to make sure it wasn’t some fat white guy being quoted. In a rather shocking turn…it was not a fat white guy, and for that I am rather horrified.