Say what you will about JD, but don’t call him an inconsiderate couch fucker.
This man knows how to romance a piece of upholstery. This man is a master of the art of couchilingus. This man can fluff a damn cushion, and I respect him for that, I do.
But he’s a weird creepy regressive goblin who will happily usher in the end of democracy in America, so there is that.
Walz:
😂
Get out of the couch? Vance has to get out of the couch first?
… or get off ON the couch… 😎
No, no, he has to get the couch off first.
Say what you will about JD, but don’t call him an inconsiderate couch fucker.
This man knows how to romance a piece of upholstery. This man is a master of the art of couchilingus. This man can fluff a damn cushion, and I respect him for that, I do.
But he’s a weird creepy regressive goblin who will happily usher in the end of democracy in America, so there is that.
He didn’t deny the dolphin doinking.
bible thumping couch fucker?