Making his debut as a vice presidential candidate on Tuesday, Tim Walz staked his claim to Middle American values and argued that former President Donald Trump and his running mate, JD Vance, are “weird” and “creepy as hell.”
Walz, the governor of Minnesota, also got the packed arena laughing with a reference to a meme about Vance having relations with a couch.
“I can’t wait to debate the guy,” Walz said. “That is, if he’s willing to get off the couch and show up.”
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“In Minnesota, we respect our neighbors and the personal choices they make, even if we wouldn’t make the same choice for ourselves,” he said. “There’s a golden rule. Mind your own damn business.”
He is a sassy bitch and i love it. This is how you handle these freaks.
He’s a former teacher. Checks out.
Hate the sassy bitch thing, but let’s fucking GO!
As a professional freak, we don’t want em
Freak works the same as weird. If you accept the label, you’re the good kind.
What’s the opposite of “gooble gobble”?
Oh this is sofa king funny
It’s been su-chez long time since I’ve giggled this much over a political soundbite
I didn’t expect such sex-shunal talk from Walz.
Also didn’t expect creepy Vance to chaise them state to state
Couch.
Same, I heard this quote and was like, imagine if Biden didn’t withdraw and we didn’t get this. In truth I think a lot of people have been waiting a long time to hear people in power to speak plainly and directly about how strange these conservatives are.
I loved watching this speech not only for Walz, but also for Kamala’s proud face and reactions. She knows she made the best possible choice, and her happiness was palapable.
Feel the burn.
I’m thinking this is going to cause friction on the GOP side.
the first thing that came to my mind too
OMG, this is so GD funny.
Trump and Vance have no problems with slinging petty insults constantly. It’s good to see the Dems hit back like this. Call the bustards what they are.
JD Vance: “This is an immature lie. We would never target the sexuality of other people in such a demeaning fashion. I am a Christian man, and I have only had reproductive sex with my Indian wife, who may not look like a proper American but that is not a problem because she is, believe me. The lie needs to stop, we would never lie.”
(God I hope this happens. I really do)
Vance 100% likes it up the ass
What’s the matter with that? If all parties consent, have at it.
I think they meant “It” from Stephen King’s bestselling novel of the same name. They just forgot the correct capitalization.
“Vance 100% likes It up the ass.”
And that, to me, is a bit weird… but I’m not here to judge. Probably should have used “Pennywise” to prevent any confusion.
They all float!
Nothing, just pointing out he’s a hypocrite.
Don’t knock it till you try it
I’m a submissive bottom. I love me a dominant man. I wasn’t insulting Vance, just making an observation.
Nothing wrong with ass play. But there is something wrong with a man attempting to shove an unlubricated sofa cushion up his own rectum, that’s where I draw the line.
What about a lubricated sofa cushion?
I’m all for it
I think Tim Walz would say that’s none of his business, and JD Vance would want to make it a crime while he continues to do it in private.
It might be a trauma surgeon’s business, though.
Homosexuality as an insult :l
The homosexuality isn’t the insult. The hypocrisy of preaching against it and trying to make it illegal while 100% loving something hard up his ass, is the insult.
Look at this doughy little manbaby and tell me he’s never taken it.
I bet the only reason Trumped pick him is because his tiny little face makes Trumps tiny little hands look big.
Someone please make sure JD knows that Walz said “get off the couch” and not “get the couch off”.
“Apologies, I misspoke. If he’s willing to get off on the couch.”
I completely lost it when he said that. 😂
Hearing an entire stadium lose it was genuinely entertaining.
I released several dying bird noises. It was lovely.
Exhaled somewhat more forcefully that usual
JD reminds me of a dumber Eric Trump if that is even possible.
You mean like Donnie Jr?
Eric might LOOK more dumb, but Junior is definitely the biggest idiot of the two…
None of those road apples fell far from the sphincter, as it were.
JR didn’t fall, he was stuck there and had to be wiped off
When I first saw the ticket together, I thought Vance was chosen because they were able to convince Donald Trump that Vance was one of his kids after all. Trump did get around back in the day, maybe JD’s mom was a Miss America contestant or something.
But it’s also likely that Trump’s brain is mush, and he is convinced Vance is Eric Trump with a beard.
I think that Vance got chosen because it’d be the fewest letters you’d have to change on your Trump pence 2020 flag
PEVANCENo joke, I think Trump thinks single-syllable names are more powerful, and ruled out anyone with more than one syllable in their name.
Alternate theory: he won’t run with anyone who has more letters in their name than him, because their name would take up more room on the signage.
That and Nikki Haley is an Indian woman. That would be awkward considering how Trump talks about Harris.
GOP’s collective brain cell might implode over whether to be sad that walz is savagely roasting their guy, or wtf to even do, because they hate vance too
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