• SirDerpy@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    “Worst case” hyperbole:

    Kamala wins. Georgia doesn’t certify. The grassroots, organized far right decides this is the moment to mobilize. They pack up in the Dakotas, Montana, Idaho, Oregon, Washington, Wyoming, and Colorado and independently travel to their assigned locations in Georgia.

    Before SCOTUS can decide there’s violence. Densantis publicly states non-aggression while providing the rebels National Guard supplies: removing a front. The surrounding states join the rebellion publicly in order of education rank among the 50 states: Alabama (46), South Carolina (45), North Carolina (43), Florida (42), Tennessee (41).

    The hyperbole becomes a joke because as a coping mechanism:

    The dumbest motherfuckers from across the nation migrate to America’s Southeast. Kamala quietly suggest we simply let them have the land and exile Trump: We could get rid of a lot of undesirables, fulfill the military industrial complex without needing to project power halfway around the world. Of course, all citizens would be welcome back, assuming they’ve the means to get back. Kick the ideological can to who cares because it won’t be our problem. Much to her surprise everyone goes along with it without much objection.