Just a little bit of horror to go with your morning coffee.
The time of the brain worms has come.
They Live nightmares begin to intensify again.
Jesus Christ we’re so fucked if Trump wins. Totally, utterly fucked.
Indeed we are! So don’t fuck this up!
//Europe
Hey, how do we join the EU? Y’all seem to be doing some things right…
Hm… let’s see, we let in Hungary, there’s a strong push against messenger encryption, and we kill a lot of people at our outer border. Yep, we’re great.
They now have three ultra wealthy, absurdly out of touch, despised weirdos on the ticket. Two with catastrophic mental illness and cognitive decline. One with a Handmaid’s Tale (and couch) fetish. Backed by a handful of other billionaires from Musk to Thiel to Adelson to crypto lords. It’s a desperate and frankly pathetic strategy. In a free and fair election, with a moderately intelligent electorate, they would be crushed…
Do you edit wiki intro paragraphs, or work in product marketing? That was the most succinct description of their tent, that I’ve ever seen.
That’s why putin bought him.
And he was dirt cheap. Practically free.
Kennedy looks a lot like Sinatra here. reference pic
Mixed with John Travolta
Then aged in a dungeon 50 years
The worm overlords have infiltrated the US. Smiling Friends was right all along.
They told us to fear the lizard people. Turns out that was a false flag by the worm people.
Lizards eat worms. Checkmate … someone?
/s
It’s simple, just ask his worm
See this actually makes sense: Woke is a liberal mind virus right? So if Wormy Holehead here is chosen then he’s sure to not be infected by the mind virus because the worms ate all of it! Perfect Woke Free™ cabinet!
/Vomit
In reality though I’d wager this is a lie to further distance himself from project 2025. He’ll get to say “see, it’s Kennedy picking people not the heritage foundation!” But it will still be all project 2025 rubber stamp heritage chucklefucks
I get Republican ads in the mail (hey, let them waste their money) and the latest commits a large chunk to desperately trying to distance Donnie from Project 2025 lol.
I have been getting these too. Any chance your in or near PA? Wondering how big that campaign is.
No but another battleground state, so yeah… It must be a pretty consistent message.
Arent you excited by the idea of a Chief of Staff Brainworm?
We can all have brain worms!
Impossible, brainworms need food and theres nothing up there in RFKs head
Y’all do realize that the President is the head of the Executive branch, and in that role picks people who will be running the government?
If it were, say, Beto advising Harris and we had the exact same headline, we’d be talking about whether Beto might give good advice.
And yes, I get the obvious; A fresh Trump administration would unleash a bloodbath across the Executive.
Isn’t that worm scared of being around all of that ivermectin circulating in MAGA circles? Maybe that’s its goal, infiltrate and destroy all the ivermectin. I’m just asking questions.
I think you’re on to something here.
I think it would be a good idea to keep this person far from any position of power.
RFK Jr. is about to learn the hard way what anyone paying attention already knows:
Trump makes a lot of promises that he has no intention to follow through.
He’ll take RFKs donations and support and then toss him aside without a second thought. If RFK does get a small role, as soon as he’s no longer useful he’ll be the fall guy who ‘hired bad people’ that Trump has to fire to ‘be a good businessman and be tough’.
RFK is now no longer welcome with any of the Dems and only a matter of time until the Repubs hate him too.
looking at how he treated the 100 previous trump appointees and saying “That wouldn’t happen to me” takes some kind of worm infested brain
He’s probably no longer welcome at thanksgiving dinner either.
His family has all come out against him
Remember when he had Chris Christie do all that work on the “transition team,” and then threw it all away because fuck being prepared I guess?
Logan act? Nah, that’s for chumps obviously.
Honestly I think I’d rather have the brain worm choosing people via Ratatouille since the alternative is competent white supremacist fascists from the Federalist Society.
And if the worm is a Nazi, we haven’t really lost much ground.
I missread that as “ruining”.
To a Republican they are litterally the same thing. Make the government less efficient, use the inefficiency you created to argue that government should be cut because isn’t inefficient. Rinse and repeat.
Sounds like you read it correctly.