Ok, but like… Everyone down the chain gets the joke, I don’t know what the problem is. Open your wine with the penis thing
That is the wrong facial expression. That man would be laughing his ASS off. Like ribs hurting, can’t breath laughing.
Maybe he or someone he loves was molested by a duck. It’s been known to happen.
Try being a geoscientist… So, so many blurry photos of rocks folks’ kids find in the backyard
Various shades of dirt and plants here.
If you show a geoscientist a picture of a rock, does he still lick it?
Hey what kind of tree is this?
Potato-quality photo of tree from 150 ft away
These people always manage to take immaculate, professional photos of their damn food or their damn kids but somehow revert to monkey when it’s time to photograph a plant
Who the hell has a counter-clockwise corkscrew!?
Those cursed left handeds. We should burn them at the stake.
Coriolis Effect. Must be a Southern Hemisphere corkscrew.
who the hell analyses a comic so deeply >:)
Good catch! I had to stare at it for a minute picturing myself spinning it into a cork and it does feel like it goes the wrong way. (Not righty righty).
they’re pretty common here, you can get one at your local leftorium
Last I checked they had none left…
All right.
Yeah, and then I left.
Did you feel left out not getting one?
Without it I was screwed
You could always right the situation.
Left handed people
It’s a cork screw eh?
OH. I scrolled past this post like 4 times before I got it. Lesson for the other ducks on viagra, follow the directions on the label or you’ll end up like this guy.
You need these now on account of wine bottles evolving that maze-like cork.
Please curse me with knowledge. I’m ready
Was an interesting read. Thanks.
Cockscrew penises*
That article reminded me of that politician who said women’s bodies would prevent pregnancy from rape. Clearly he had so little contact with women he confused them with ducks.
Oh… wow…ehm…how do I unsee this article?
You knew it was cursed knowledge when you clicked on it. Caveat Lemmor
The existence of the lucky 10000 implies the existence of the unlucky 10000
Now you need to read into the female duck’s countermeasures!
Duck sex is really fucked up…
WHAT IS LEARNED CAN NEVER BE UNLEARNED.
THIS IS YOUR CURSE FOR USING THE FIRE PROMETHEUS STOLE FROM THE GODS.
Idk, I forget shit all the time.
Unfortunately, I usually forget the useful shit I need to remember, not “haha duck corkscrew dick”.
You might be interested in this TED talk:
Thanks. That swimming squid penis was news to me.
Um. Let’s say, if you decided to google for duck’s penis, you’d be in for a surprise.
" Babe, you make me so hard I can literally unscrew bottle’s tap with it"
Some may call it a blessing
“wine opener” alone sets the education level
Wait what’s the joke, I’m not an ornithologist
Oh haha, ok, that’s fucking good
I hate that I know this too
That wine opener was purchased deliberately.
Penits