“She’s a witch!”
“Yeah, but she’s OUR witch.”
~Capt. Malcolm Reynolds
“MAGA Pastor” is an unholy sounding combination.
Sounds like a contradiction in terms to me.
Sounds illegal. They’re not supposed to endorse candidates while not having to pay taxes. IRS should end this church.
So we have a choice between a president with magic powers or a president who gibbers nonsense while wearing a diaper filled with yellow hamburder shit. Not a hard decision to make, really.
It’s called logic, reason, and sophistry; and all of it is useful in everyday life.
Yeah that’s what they say about women with knowledge.
#“Burn her!”
The biggest criminals call themselves “pastor”
Black magic, no doubt.
She was always of Indian heritage, and she was only promoting Indian heritage. I didn’t know she used Black magic until a number of years ago, when she happened to turn Black, and now she wants to be known as a Black magician.
In this day and age people still refuse to use the proper, respectful names…
The proper title is not Black Magician, it’s Dark Magician Girl…
Did nobody watch freaking Yu Gi Oh???!!!
Black Magic Woman
Obviously Haitian Voodoo.
What? Trump is so weak his plans can be foiled by simple witchcraft? I thought Trump big, the best stronk? /s
Face it, dude. Trump is an easily manipulated idiot. Harris demonstrated it live on TV.
Why wouldn’t you deploy your own warlock instead of complaining?
This is clearly voodoo witchcraft, and MAGA doesn’t have a lot of black women - they’re all too… uppity. Klandace Owens is too busy playing Goebbels to make the pivot to office, so this is all so unfair!
…God emperor Trump - the world’s greatest negotiator who will end the Ukraine and Palestine conflicts before taking office can’t possibly be expected to debate a black woman - she’s far too powerful.
She played him like a fiddle. She herded him from place to place like he was halfwitted livestock.
This would be funny if it weren’t incredibly sad how many supposedly grown adults still fear words like “witchcraft” and “satanic”.
Hear me out now, what if she did?
What if Kamala’s witchcraft is just being a good person?
Like, that’s some amazing witchcraft.
What fucking year is it in these people’s minds? 1600?
Sadly no, there are people and even whole communities in 2024 that kill people (usually) women accused of witchcraft. On multiple fucking continents.
Yikes 😬
I wish she was that cool
where can I get my pointy hat that says “witches for Kamala”
hahah yes ! I’d buy one of these
As a Thelemite, I approve these tactics.
They are really running out of real arguments.
On the other hand, this is one of the more creative explanation of Trumps utter f-up. What’s next? Were the aliens providing Trump with mental energy having reactor trouble in their UFOs?