Bold of you to assume he has any vitality left in his load. I hear his cumshots involve the sound of a birthday flute and the visual effect of a light breeze over an ashtray.
Listen experts all agree that I’ve got the biggest- look, my cumshots have billions and billions and billions of sperm in them - so much sperm they don’t even know where to go. They knock each other around trying to find the egg, it’s insane. Biggest ever. Ask the experts, they’ll tell you.
Bold of you to assume he has any vitality left in his load. I hear his cumshots involve the sound of a birthday flute and the visual effect of a light breeze over an ashtray.
Listen experts all agree that I’ve got the biggest- look, my cumshots have billions and billions and billions of sperm in them - so much sperm they don’t even know where to go. They knock each other around trying to find the egg, it’s insane. Biggest ever. Ask the experts, they’ll tell you.
Ahem… THE BIGGEST LOADS YOU’VE EVER SEEN! TREMENDOUS!
I hate all of you for this thread lol.
It’s like clapping two chalkboard erasers
Like blowing dust off an old library book