“this will show that politician whom I dislike a thing or two” 😈 writes comparative fan fiction
i just don’t understand why these politicians think they can walk all over us an’ commit blood libel with consequences like these
JD Vance is a man in deep shopping cart return debt
Is this tweet going to be used in political science textbooks in the future to describe the political landscape and its intersection with meme culture?
Yep if you’re comment is good enough they’ll include it in the post capitalism reeducation text book, good lucky buddy.
Some dickhead once left two 6pks of raw chicken breast in my humongous bin of yams. I came in the following morning to find the fucking juicefest. I had to throw away all of it. Probably 160lbs of yams/sweet potatoes.
I worked in a grocery store for a while. There was something smelly in the store and it took us a couple days to find it. Someone hid some meat (it might have been shrimp and/or beef) they didn’t want behind 4 bags of dog food at the very back of the shelf.
Like how hard is it to walk it back?
Or, fuck, at least take it up front when you check out and just say you didn’t want it. When I worked at a grocery store we’d just run it back to where it should go.
These same people probably leave their carts wherethefuckever too.
*drive your Little Rascal back
counterpoint: fuck the corps
You could just steal it instead of wasting it
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You have no idea if this was as a bigbox store or a local place
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Ordinary people are the ones who have to deal with that kind of stupid problem, not the suits in an office park somewhere.
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That’s not how you fuck over corporations anyhow, you’re just raising the cost of goods for everyone with no upside. You fuck over the corporations by breaking up monopolies, installing Medicare for All, changing way unions work to make them easier to form and run, make worker co-ops more legally exciting, and require all publicly owned companies to pay out at least 1% of their annual gross profit in dividends each year, among other things.
put the raw chicken in am exec’s tesla
Fill their cybertruck with rancid meat
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Kamala seems like someone who can make a bang on spaghetti. Trump eats his steaks well done.
Well done and drowned in tomato sauce.
Tomato ketchup straight from McDonald’s packets. And ofcourse he uses the Fancy Ketchup, because he’s classy.
Trump eating steak? Nah. Still too sophisticated.
This is a guy who bought Fast Food as a celebration.
Here’s the idiot eating McDonald’s while visiting Japan’s Prime Minister.
Ever since I saw one of these that I disagreed with politically I realized how dumb they are.
It’s interesting that with the new affidavit leak, just a few years ago he was a never-Trump moderate, and now he’s distinguished himself as one of the most vile, feckless, shameless chuds in the game.
As an Ohioan it was always clear he was a disgusting freak, there was a lot of discussion about him when his elitist couch-cucking manifesto was released, but he’s really turned up the volume on the worst parts of Republican discourse. Just goes to show what “mainstream” conservative discourse is, and where it is headed – as well as what the backlash will be if they keep on it.
Walz lets you cut in from of him.
Jimmy Dean pays an immigrant $3 an hour to shop for him and tells them they’re ruining the country when they return with the food.
JD Vance doesn’t know how to order donuts at a donut shop.
He doesn’t do his own shopping.
JD Vance walks into a supermarket: “Excuse me, how long have you worked here? Can you provide me a basket of groceries? Put in what’s reasonable.”
some drumsticks, some wings… beaks, whatever makes sense…
Politics aside, what would you do if you see a person behaving like Vance in that screencap?
I’d probably try to get in their way and talk them out of it, blocking their path with my hands, but I wouldn’t stay long enough for it to become a real confrontation. As soon as I feel he is in the mood for fight or screaming, I reduce myself to leaving him and reporting it to store workers.
I’ve seen someone leave a whole raw chicken in the freezer on top of the ice cream and I pulled it out myself and asked him if he had any respect for anyone else.
Vance would go behind someone’s back and toss it in their cart on top of all their fresh vegetables.
Or on the floor, and kick it elsewhere.
goofus and gallant reborn for a new age
Except a lot of the time Gallant wasn’t even being virtuous, just blindly obedient…
don’t do what johnny don’t does
They could’ve made this clearer.
He definitely fucks the chicken.
Walz puts his cart back. Vance leaves it sitting in the parking spot next to him.
Vance parks in the crosshatches next to the disabled space during a snowstorm so I have to go back into the store again to have him paged so I can access my car in my wheelchair. He then takes 20 minutes to finish shopping before coming out, and acts like I’m the one who inconvenienced him by making him rush. (Yes, this actually happened. It wasn’t Vance, but someone like him.)
And it rolls into some poor person’s old beater car and scratches it.
If he notices, he chuckles to himself. But I’m feeling like he wouldn’t care enough to notice which direction the cart goes, as long as it doesn’t inconvenience him.
He just lets go of the cart and what happens happens.
