This is because we have a Google home which is linked to my Spotify account.
Cute story… this is an advertisement, even if it was not the author’s intent. I enjoy human connection and mawwiage as much as the next guy, but we can have a better story with post-google open source alternatives.
“Will you be my Spotify Duo… til death do us part?” I texted her, over my Nokia WristMaster.
sniffle “Of course my love. Nike, Just Do It™” she said, drinking her Folger’s dark mountain blend with new hazelnut flavor.
Home Assistant has voice controls, but I have t had a chance to use them. I’ve heard really good things tho, just waiting on real hardware vs making my own.
[static]
…and that Nuka-Cola Quantum colored sun… [hiss]
…well it sets on the smooth and the unsmooth alike… [static]
…so keep on the sunny side, friend, and choose Big Boss cigarettes for that smooth flavor… [pop]
Cute story… this is an advertisement, even if it was not the author’s intent. I enjoy human connection and mawwiage as much as the next guy, but we can have a better story with post-google open source alternatives.
“Will you be my Spotify Duo… til death do us part?” I texted her, over my Nokia WristMaster.
sniffle “Of course my love. Nike, Just Do It™” she said, drinking her Folger’s dark mountain blend with new hazelnut flavor.
“Based, fam”
And then they Uber off into the sunset.
You got an open source alternative to Google home/Amazon Echo? I’d buy it.
Home Assistant has voice controls, but I have t had a chance to use them. I’ve heard really good things tho, just waiting on real hardware vs making my own.
For me this is anything but advertising. The audacity of Spotify to throw you out of listening to music, because another device is now playing music.
Imagine your tape player stops playing music in the kitchen because you started your mp3 player on the toilet.
My first thought as well
She’s your sister?
I could only recall the incest brand off the top of my head 😭
Folger’s: even better than fucking your sister.
I wouldn’t know about that, @jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world
I never had Folger’s coffee.