Politicians have their souls sucked out.
Plastic surgery/facelifts/botox, hair dye, makeup, and favorable lighting can make all the difference. You’ll eventually look like an inhuman ghoul, but you’ll be the sexiest 60 year old for a short while.
also being rich af helps on its own.
These are people Tim Walz’s age or older
Someone needs to get Hank Azaria to play Rudy Giuliani in a biopic.
Only if he dresses like this the entire time. Well
“Ah Luban, you are here for the scuba?”
From what I’ve heard bread Pitt is bald. I mean if they didn’t have the Hollywood money, guys like Pitt would look like the rest of us
That clean Midwestern living really ages ya.
Johnny Depp: “The youngest, you say?”
PLASTIC!This blows my mind!
I think that’s just how normal human being aged without plastic surgery or cosmetic enhancements.
It’s selection bias… They are some of the best looking famous people in the world, no surprise they remain some of the best.
Well, one of them is an abusive drunk, one is a cult member who has multiple ex-wives who’ve basically fled the marriage, and one is Tim Walz. Think I’d pick Walz.
My main takeaway is cults and alcohol abuse makes you look young.
But having a loving fulfilling life makes you oh so fuckable. 🤤
I already own a distillery. Just gotta start a cult and I will become Keanu
The average cultist in d&d has more health and stats than regular commoners
bonk
Having enough money for regular treatments, enhancements and top quality plastic surgeons.
Nah, money makes you look young, but it also seems to turn a lot of people into real assholes. Tbh, though, I think people are mistaking handsome for youthful - I don’t really think either of them look any younger in the fact than Walz, it’s just the hair.
60, 60, 62
If you’re lucky enough to have all your original hair and teeth at 60, and don’t let yourself go to shit, this is easily doable. Here’s me (53) at a costume party last weekend.
Lemmy: “No one can do this without money!!!”
Uh, no. A little luck and a lot of self-care is more like it.
Here’s me (53) at a costume party last weekend.
You were not bad in Lost and Succession but you really should be ashamed of yourself for the Short Circuit movies.
You’re doing great. Keep up the good work, but 53 is not 60, or 62. There is definitely a magnitude difference there.
I do my fair share of swiping right and left. I am and enjoy the older crowd, so my filters reflect that. The difference is usually easily observable
You’re cuter than Tom Cruise.
You look how I expect 53 to look, well maintained not young. People are aging more slowly for sure. I look at pictures of my mom at my age and we don’t look the same age.
But if you don’t have money (for gym or weights, Retin-A, good sunscreen, a job that doesn’t stress the fuck out of you) it really is more difficult. Stress is so aging, rich or not, but less stress is easier with money.
Honestly, I’d rather look like Tim Walz. Looking like either of those other two sounds kind of exhausting.
That’s because Waltz has worked real jobs his whole life.
To be fair, these days Tom Cruise looks like someone wearing a Tom Cruise mask
He kind of always looked that way.
Superstar actors are more attractive than the general population? Next your going to tell me that a professional athletes of his age are in better shape.
Actually, I’m pretty sure professional athletes of his age would be in worse shape. Professional athletes tend to give their bodies a pretty brutal beating for years in the sprint towards pushing themselves to the absolute extreme limits of what the human body can do. This is also not healthy or natural, just on the other end of the scale from a sedentary lifestyle.
I mean, I got your point, I just felt like it was worth pointing out that athletes aren’t necessarily symbols of health, especially not in the later stages of life.
