This distinction was first tentatively suggested by the grammarian Robert Baker in 1770, and it was eventually presented as a rule by many grammarians since then. However, modern linguistics has shown that idiomatic past and current usage consists of the word less with both countable nouns and uncountable nouns so that the traditional rule for the use of the word fewer stands, but not the traditional rule for the use of the word less.
Maybe you should read the article, especially the section on historical usage. Saying ‘less’ was never wrong, there was just a bunch of fancy academics that came along once and said it’s wrong, while everyone else just carried on as usual.
Use “less” for countable nouns and “fewer” for uncountable nouns as a little language prank.
Ah yes, Carefewer Whisper is such a timeless love song!
Eh. I could care fewer.
Couldn’t* care fewer. Get it right.
I was just stirring the pot, and I love this response
Yeah but the summary could be lesser words.
I love that there’s a wikipedia page on this.
I hate that doing the wrong thing consistently automatically makes it the right thing.
Maybe you should read the article, especially the section on historical usage. Saying ‘less’ was never wrong, there was just a bunch of fancy academics that came along once and said it’s wrong, while everyone else just carried on as usual.