HIMS, HERS, and dating apps for days.
HIMS, HERS, and dating apps for days.
A belgian waffle machine that is caked in burnt dough
The bacon is flimsy and under cooked
Plain bagels stiff from being left out too long and a load of white break next to a toaster you have to cycle 3 times
The kids leave a plate full of waffles floating in a pool of syrup, 4 bites taken
Half the 4 seater tables are taken up by 1 person, with plenty of 2-seaters wide open
Regular and decaf coffee that tastes burnt, and only powdered creamer, offers tea but it’s so picked over it’s 2-3 types of fruity chai or chamomile, green tea.
A local, small time hockey team has middle-arena ticket for $13. The price almost doubles because they use tm. $10 in cOnVeNiEnCe fees and processing and the “privilege” of using their shitty app.
Them: Keep the government out of my personal life
Also them: [screams about banning everything they’re told they shouldn’t like]
Literally everyone who wasn’t duped knows this
There were waves of people who claimed that because their guy Bernie didn’t get the nom, they threw a fit and were outright voting 3rd party instead of Biden. Of course, none of them ever went to the polls to vote in the primaries because [insert 14 different excuses]
Only 22? Should that include someone for Graphic Design?
Oh no. Anyways…