“It’s a good thing I don’t know what a cm is, or I’d feel violently insecure right now!”
“It’s a good thing I don’t know what a cm is, or I’d feel violently insecure right now!”
“Doctor, you have to help me! I keep having this dream where I’m a car, but I’m always just stuck in traffic!”
‘Ah yes, the meaning here is quite clear…’
“Is it because of my subconscious dissatisfaction with the meaningless, repetitive grind that my life has become in this techno-hell dystopia?”
‘No no no, nothing like that. It just means you need to pony up the $15.99 monthly to upgrade your REM Ember’s subscription out of Serf Tier.’
Marxism
Mar xism
Mar Xi sm
Gasp, they’re right!
Gilligan’s ISSland
“That’s right! It’s going well…”
“Sure it is. It’s just the coming back that’s causing trouble!”
Would it be a reasonable guess that this could be caused by untreated farm runoff from infected cows’ poo?
Meanwhile the Dems are whining and flailing because China has too many solar panels and EVs
Totalitarian indoctrination is making young people hate the west
Yeah, all those riot cops beating and arresting people for expressing their free speech to denounce genocide are really planting those anti-west ideas deep. Wait, what do you mean that’s not what you meant?
Seriously, this guy’s thinking is so backward it’s like he’s trying to kill a robot or something
Pb is yellow and there are two more colors to go…
“What? It is self-driving! It drives itself straight into walls!”
“Hey, that’s not fair! They’re using an OP economic system. I’m Top-tier ‘Barbarism’ specced and I get stomped on every time. We demand that you NERF China!”
The sea level along the US coastlines is projected to rise by 0.25–0.3 m by 2050, increasing the probability of more destructive flooding and inundation in major cities
Oh, but that’s 26 years away! We’ll probably have that bridge finished and be ready to tackle the next project by then
“Sure appreciate that the government functions just well enough to make it illegal for it to function at all…”
“Sure thing bro!”
This has the same vibe as Homer’s re-interview with the Germans
“You’ve been Shadow Chancellor for 3 years. What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?”
“Uh, all of them?..”
“I see…then you must have some good ideas for the future as well?”
“I sure do!”
“…”
“Such as?”
“Well, uh, I wish the workers wouldn’t be so whiny about us taking all their money…Because, a lot of capitalists really like money…”
Ohh, so that’s the deal with airline food
“NYT stands by its reporting etc.”
“Paper of record doesn’t care you caught them lying to promote genocide, and neither do we”
The US army has been training these militants inside Al-Tanf under the pretext of confronting ISIS.
“Look, just put these two letter patches after your name and we’ll fund you instead of fight you. Deal?”
One month later
“We’re pleased to announce the eradication of ISIS with the heroic deeds of our forces in the area: ISISN’T”
I appreciate that they took the time to find the perfect embodiment of guilty giggles to try to sell their BS. Like, every time I see this guy it feels like a sketch of “What if The Joker got a job at the State Dept.”
Well, at least all the microplastics invading my brain are staying nice and flexible…