Hotdogman@lemmy.worldtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Amelia Earhart’s Long-Lost Plane Discovered On Auxiliary Runway At LaGuardiaEnglish
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8 months agoAlmost here as well. Opened my mouth but didn’t fully commit to the bite.
Almost here as well. Opened my mouth but didn’t fully commit to the bite.
Or doomed us to.
Hide and seek champion.
Home life moving at a snail’s pace.
Oh snap! That’s a lot of refunds!
The problem is that the parent didn’t give the child any boots with straps on them.
Duck and cover are for tsunami’s.
Don’t forget to stop, drop and roll.
This is what you’re talking about, right?
Is that how they’re getting around the abortion laws in Texas?
Civil fur-feiture.
I want a big shotgun! No, bigger! No, biiiiiger!
Last one on the right… Your mom.
Mancow horse
Think of the kids… security.
Just cancel somebody else’s subscription.
I’ll accept single pane glass in a high rise.
Must be fluid, I guess.