Probably because he’s written it in English.
Probably because he’s written it in English.
I mix peanut butter with oatmilk and appel syrup and I eat it all up like a dog with two dicks.
I think gherkins from cold, dead hands might be considered a delicacy somewhere.
Yeah after writing it I sort of realised I was pointing out the joke, but we’re here now.
Oh wow! How long had you been married to her?
I went to visit my mum and dad last year and I found a globe in my sister’s old bedroom from our childhood. It was interesting seeing the handful of countries on there that have since changed.
May I ask what Google Drive has that other free cloud storage things don’t? As in what makes it work great?
One thing I find funny about the original meme is that the hands are just dirty and manly, like you can’t see any calluses or cuts or whatever, so it’s like a hand shibboleth.
Not many situations where you can use the phrase “I’ve often been born”.
I think I’ve met like four people in my life who wouldn’t get this joke.
What part of “one must imagine Sisyphus happy” isn’t clear? You’ve got to do it!
I saw a beggar the other day who was literally holding his hand out cupped. It was intense.
They forgot to blank out her name though.
I remember smoking outside a pub near Chinatown with a mate something like ten years ago when two Chinese people went by speaking Chinese, and he said “they should be speaking English; this is Britain,” so I asked why, and he couldn’t explain why. Just on a vague principle.
It’s astonishingly obvious once it’s pointed out:
There’s no B#/Cb and no E#/Fb, so the groups of two black notes are between C and E, and the groups of three are between F and B.
I assumed it was so thieves couldn’t just root the phone, but I’ve no idea how much difference a week makes in that context.
Ah, I actually use Youtube on a PC, but that is certainly good to know and I’ll try it on the tablet.
I’ve no idea! I just looked up why it wasn’t showing the OEM-unlocking option and it came up with forum posts from years ago saying so. I’ve just set a note in my calendar so I’ll think about it next week, ha.
The Alan Partridge autobiography’s voiced by Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge but I suppose you’d only like it if you’d seen enough Alan Partridge.