Plenty of fish in the sea
We came, we cold, we conquer
There is no such thing as international law despite what you’ve heard
Actually it was a tree, he fell into a tree from a great height
Ah yes, turdwise and widdershits as it was known in the olden days, before the invention of sundials
Or you could be neutral, why do neutrals always get oppressed
So that’s why my disk space has gone down so much
Just because you disagree with someone’s politics doesn’t make them fascist
My previous employer - a multi-billion dollar internet search company would secretly listen to people’s conversation via their mobile devices then place ads on the same devices (e.g in the browser search results or at the start of videos) based on keywords from the conversations, this had to be kept hidden of course and this large well-known company shall remain nameless.
It’s the ‘war and peace’ of resumes