Care to provide an example of a “non-sequitur or otherwise absurd metaphor”?

Make that 11

I have.

So it’s way harder if you don’t.

What truth is that?

“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.” –Francis M. Wilhoit

Have you got one?

Maybe you’re a responsible gun owner, but somebody isn’t.

You can also argue that it genuinely was an accident (albeit one that very much could have been anticipated and prevented).

You know, for a while now, I’ve just been ignoring the absence of a downvote button on this website because it never seemed that important to use one. But now I have to ask; WHY IS THERE NO DOWNVOTE BUTTON?

What was that about four-year-olds not being sentient?

And then someone is dead.

It’s not a substitute for actual action. But in the meantime, it’s at least better than doing nothing.

Tee hee, you said “thrust.”

That would actually be pretty cool

I think they consider sex to be sinful if it’s not purely for the sake of procreation.

Make the ones giving out these loans responsible for funding the program. After all, they’re responsible for its necessity in the first place.

Conservatism is about making it illegal for the rest of the world to exist in a manner other than the one that you personally want it to.

X is more likely to become nothing than Twitter was.

For those wondering, 5% of 10,000 people is 500 people.