Original Halo was released in 2001, 23 years ago.

Super Mario Bros was released in 1985, 39 years ago.

There is less time between the release of the first SMB and Halo than Halo and the present day, 16 years…

Seen all of those except Late Night, but I’ll check it out! Thanks!

I have yet to actually play the game, but it’s still totally one of the best horror movies I’ve ever watched. Not even joking.

Who’d have thought banning sex ed in schools would result in unsafe sex amongst teens!?

Also, what the fuck is with Japanese law, criminalising modding?

My best guess would be that they’re trying to get ahead of the recompiler scene before it catches a bigger foothold. But also, that lumps in the entire rom hacking and fan translation community, which I’m sure they view as perpetuating the piracy of their games.

The problem is, we want to go to Mars at some point, we don’t need his toxic ass ruining it anymore than it has been.

I vote expulsion from the known universe, sealed in a container similar to how we’ve stored nuclear waste.

Says the elderly man who was found guilty of 34 felonies, a rape, and how many other charges we’re still waiting to see justice served for.

Well technically, dice is plural, so this is just a died onion.

Going to add that there are only 13 states where underage marriage is actually banned, and that all of those bans are fairly recent.

Delaware (2018), New Jersey (2018), Pennsylvania (2020), Minnesota (2020), Rhode Island (2021), New York (2021), Massachusetts (2022), Vermont (2023), Connecticut (2023), Michigan (2023), Washington (2024), Virginia (2024) and New Hampshire (2024)

Pretty sure we have multiple anti missile systems deployed already.

Also, who’s shooting missiles at America right now?

I mean, other than North Korea, but that’s like a 10 year old with a water rocket trying to blow up the school from across town.

Oh sure, tell the guy who basically said “We’ll make up whatever facts we need to to get our point across!” when the whole pet eating debacle was debunked. What could go wrong!?

It’s way past time for a crackdown in regard to digital ownership. We’re living in a digital age now, where digital entertainment products have clearly outpaced physical products. We need to force companies away from the “rental store” mentality they’re insisting on. If we’re paying the same price for a digital copy of a product as it would be for a physical copy, then we deserve the same protections across the board.

If I buy a movie, music, a book, or a game, I should have the right to save a local copy of it to watch, in perpetuity, in any manner I please, not just for as long as te he company decides I should be able to or for as long as the company exists.

But what if there’s bats? Bats typically aren’t on the floor!

Right? Like, how hard would it be to transfer the site to a .gov domain? Always good to check the address though. That’s why I posted the direct link. Otherwise, you have to jump from site to site before finally landing there. I’d much rather just go straight to the source.

Here’s the direct link to the USPS ordering page to make things easier for people.

Pretty obvious, guys… It’s “Cock Grease,” it says so right on the label!

Here you go, because it’s so buried in the article and takes forever to say what all this is about…

McDonnell said he has told Republican Gov. Jim Pillen that he won’t back a change in the Nebraska law for allocating its electoral votes ahead of this year’s election.

So essentially, Republicans are trying to subvert the actual goddamn election by just declaring the winner they want…

Fuck off…

You know… If you listen closely, there’s usually a little voice in your head that tells you when you don’t need to say certain things…

Almost as good as the 3 seashells.