Fucking belting all of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits

Cinco de Marxo

He’s up to 1085G now

Oh fuck I never looked at it like that, it’s the artwork from a song I really like and I just saw cool hammer sickle flag and it activated the hamster wheel in my brain

My grandma’s secret blend of herbs and spices

I’d prefer it to look like this

I’ve been saying for a while now that this phenomenon needs one of those overly specific German words

Man Israel fucking up so badly they don’t get to be on “The Same Map” anymore

That’s fine, with this map they won’t be able to exploit the global south so it will be collapsing within the week.

Do one better and include all the countries in this Soviet Union

“But the plans were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the display department.” “With a flashlight.” “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.” “So had the stairs.” “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?” “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.'” -Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Best: #5 Worst: #61 Honorable Mention: #74

“If those libs could read they’d be very upset.”

-Neoliberal

-Slightest amount of decency

Pick one