Took a while to settle on our cat’s name.
First of all I tried Linux commands (sudo was the one that stuck for a while, given how the cat dominated the dog.)
That fell out of favour though, and then we had kids and needed a proper name for her.
And then they printed a Magic Card called Generous Stray:
https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/3/2/3289db66-231f-4370-aca6-644d75bee293.jpg
Reminded me so much of my cat, it had to be done. Therefore:
Genny.
Kids can say it - yes. Sounds normal - yes. Cat doesn’t respond to it - of course. Really weird story - well, I think so.
My wife just called the dog Bella by the way, perhaps she should name the next cat.
Bluey (funny for everyone)
Sarah and Duck (epic chill)
Grace’s Amazing Machines (music by The Darkness, and machines)
All tied, for different reasons.
Honorable mention to Numberblocks, which I can’t stand, but has my about-to-start-schooler telling me number sentences when he should be going to sleep, A+.