Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…
Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…
Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
Annual? Those fuckers be meeting outside my window every morning!
Ew… Who eats a burger with the lettuce on!?
You say engineering, I say Weird Science
Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing
Unsuspecting? I’m pretty sure it’s on my wishlist…
Can’t tell if that’s Al or really a photo of Daniel Radcliffe…
Doctor doctor, gimme the news, I gotta BAD CASE OF COUCH-BUG DEW!
Are beans allowed again on Lemmy?
Rise and shine where the sun don’t shine…
That’s why we’ve forgiven Tom Hanks for that murder spree, we can’t lose him too
Why’s it smell like steamed hams?
I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.
Have you tried eating around the lactose?
Or enemy list, but that might be too presidential…
You forgot the peanut butter on that fluffernutter
Mrs. Ippy?