Ah brilliant, the Marketing team have really put their heads together on this one.

Can’t wait for the day Nigel Farage can no longer claim anything tbh.

No way? A tory-run organisation is amplifying voices sympathetic to their cause? I am shocked.

Reckon he’ll be the guy who buys the NHS next, or will that be some other wealth hoarding pre-corpse?

Fuck right off

Can we please just not be fucking ripped off for once? Can we have ONE thing that doesn’t extort us?

Since when have the Heinz beans been spelt with a z?? But also this is horrifying and unnerving.

obviously

Plenty of time on your hands then 😂

I don’t know about others, but I’m personally not fussed about perks. Plus, building any sort of perk functionality would mean extra workload for the two of you in terms of devving and managing it. But it’s definitely not a bad idea, I just know I wouldn’t be too bothered either way personally!

Great work maintaining and managing this place! I’m sure we all really appreciate your efforts and your time – so thank you! I heard some mention of fundraising through OpenCollective, which I’d happily add some cash to - do we have a link?

And don’t forget the dead pig fellatio!

It’s a bit late for some of the victims of this though, isn’t it?

I remember hearing about the Horizon scandal a few years ago on some podcast. At the time, obviously, there was no justice for anybody who had been wronged. I believe at least one ex-postmaster committed suicide over it.

Sod the award. Overturning these convictions isn’t going to undo the mental and physical toll this has taken on these innocent people. Every one of the executives who covered this up has blood on their hands. The rich never, ever face consequences for anything they do, no matter how cruel.

“We’re gonna cut taxes just before a general election! That’ll get those dumb animals to vote for us.” “But Rishi, you big-eared cunt, where will we find the money to cut those taxes?” “Well, where do you think? Where would it make the most sense to take money from?” “The poor, who have no money!”

Rishi Sunak isn’t just malicious, selfish, and the proud owner of two massive fucking ears – he’s also just thoroughly stupid and small. Tiny little Rishi, with the biggest ears in the world. What a total arsehole.

Honestly, I love this. I think it’s fun!

He “has lots to get on with”? Like… what, exactly? Continuing to line his pockets at our expense? Rishi Sunak is a cunt. And he’s got stupid fucking big ears, too.

What a total shock! I really thought Rishi was being honest when he said Rosebank would benefit young people, and I’m even more stunned that the King’s Speech wasn’t totally accurate. Wow!

I guess, personally, I just feel like a lot of these incredibly rich and obviously out of touch old men are just totally irrelevant to normal daily life for most people. It’s pointless to publish news like this, because it’s just obviously meant to rile people up in some vague way and I guess somehow that generates money for the Guardian?

I just don’t understand why we have to hear about what these irrelevant, hopefully soon-departed losers think. Who cares?

Wow, what a surprise! Looking forward to those well-deserved consequences that he’ll definitely be facing 👍

Weirdo creeps raid the coffers of the country just to do racism. Sunak you giant-eared dickhead, hurry up and fuck off.