“Honey, stop the presses.”
“Honey, stop the presses.”
…and I’ve only ever seen them staffed by children.
That’d include someone’s side ossie, something you might drop if it ever got too lippy, or ‘not fun’. This is their ride or die.
It’s a SATCHEL
wields groin defensively
A correlation rather than causation from habitual ball whackers, I suspect.