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That’s the one!
That’s the one!
I had an ASCII Grip for the original Playstation that I really loved. It was a one-handed controller that I mostly used to play RPGs, and although it took a little getting used to, I eventually got so comfortable with it I could menu faster with the Grip than with a normal pad!
There was a sequel posted to Mastodon – mouse got a bike ride after all 😄
Wunderbar!
Cool, I learned a Spanish word today!
… they sometimes turn away in the middle of smiling at you because they’re so overwhelmed by joy they can’t handle all the emotion and have to regulate like Warren G and Nate Dogg.
“My god! What did you get?”
“Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader.”
Thank goodness, an original joke instead of another re-tread.
You have been poisoned.
The real problem is once you get a taste for it, only 1,000 year old bottles will do.
Two monks were passing by a little pond where there were some ducks, and the first monk said, “Look at how happy those ducks are!”
The second monk said, “You are not a duck. You can’t know if they are happy.”
The first monk replied, “You are not me. You can’t know that I cannot.”
“What are you going to do, send me to super Hell?”
“Very well then. Right this way, sir.”
Strange – could’ve sworn I planted a DOGwood tree.
Wait, I thought lances beat swords, and swords beat axes?
Can’t fool me, I read the papers! Canadian Girlfriend Unsubstantiated.
Udderly content.
“Now all you have to do is spend the rest of your life keeping it real!”