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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·1 år siden“I wanna be TikTok when I grow up.” “You want to make content for TikTok?” “No! I want to be the app!”
minus-squareBread@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·1 år sidenIt sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.
minus-squarejarfil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 år sidenWell, have you ever seen a police car break any laws? Your dream was great, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
minus-squareBread@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 år sidenI appreciate it, but I changed course and switched to IT. I grew up to be a server rack now and it has been great!
minus-squareSmokeydope@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-211 måneder siden Never give up on your dream, it might just be possible with enough cybernetics and plastic surgery! The future is now!
minus-squareBread@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 måneder sidenI can’t remember, but do the cars eat at any point? What do they eat?
minus-squareson_named_bort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 år sidenAs a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 år sidenI want to be a firetruck
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 år siden“I want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little hands”
minus-squarePreciseid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 år sidenA few Catholic priests, salivating, enters the chat.
“I wanna be TikTok when I grow up.”
“You want to make content for TikTok?”
“No! I want to be the app!”
It sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.
Well, have you ever seen a police car break any laws? Your dream was great, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
I appreciate it, but I changed course and switched to IT. I grew up to be a server rack now and it has been great!
Never give up on your dream, it might just be possible with enough cybernetics and plastic surgery! The future is now!
I can’t remember, but do the cars eat at any point? What do they eat?
As a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball.
I want to be a firetruck
I’m Idaho
“I want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little hands”
A few Catholic priests, salivating, enters the chat.