This is a fruit salad on an edible plate
That waffle will inevitably be ruined by corn syrup. Diners never have any decent maple syrup, and I’m convinced that it’s meant as a personal slight against me.
I work for big corn syrup and can confirm we’re coming for you
Try honey when they don’t have real syrup. It’s certainly different but maybe that’s a good thing since it invites a less direct comparison.
Do you think they’re serving actual honey and not honey flavored corn syrup?
They are here, honey is a protected label so if they aren’t using real honey then it’s honey sauce.
That’s a good solution… I’m, frankly, upset that I’ve been settling for fruit syrups and whipped cream for as long as I have. Silly to say but sincerely, you’ve made breakfast diners infinitely more accessible to me.
Somebody’s jealous that they didn’t order a waffle.
Now that’s how you’re supposed to eat a waffle!
Leslie Knope approves.
Waffle House don’t fuck around