We did one of these in elementary school. One day while I was back in my hometown, I remembered it and decided to swing by the school to see if they ever did anything with it.
The school was bulldozed.
They put the school rubble in the ground for people to discover in 50 years.
It’s the gift that won’t stop giving: asbestos.
It’s actually just a trap door that when opened spews slime on everyone nearby.
This might be the only satisfying and appropriate conclusion without things getting really somber really fast.
But… You Can’t Do That On Television.
*edited to add link
You know what to do: drink water, eat healthy, lift weights, go swimming, quit social media, quit your stressfull job and find the little things that make you happy, you don’t need much.
Just remember not to die smh
Oh fuck I forg-
They forgor 💀
RIP in peas.
The only thing I worry about is the living conditions of middle-aged and elderly people, although I think too much about it now
You fucking monster! Just put me to death.
Why you already know what’s in it
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I don’t.
GenZ here, I’m alive basically out of spite of not wanting to let the world kill me.
GenX here, I have no idea what’s going on with any of this.
Gen2 here I’m still compiling it
Last Generation here, we are all going to die.
@remindme@mstdn.social RemindMe 19 years
The remind bot will remind you in December but it will be opened in April!
That’s the reminder to set a reminder for April
Good catch! I wonder if it can do dates…
@remindme@mstdn.social RemindMe April 30th, 2042
@The_Picard_Maneuver Ok, I will remind you on Thursday Dec 18, 2042 at 6:31 AM PST.
@remindme@mstdn.social RemindMe 18.2 years
The lost season 4 script for the Last Airbender. We get to find out that Toph’s kid is Sokkas
I’m still mad about how dirty they did Suki in TLoK. Not even a fucking offhanded mention.
LFG.
Did you also recently watch the recent Bright Sun Films video about Nickelodeon Studios?
There’s at least 2 of us!
the camera being included is the best bit
Looking at some of the headlines from 1992 is pretty interesting:
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The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that states can’t ban abortions
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there were the Rodney King riots
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Billl Cosby won a kids choice award,
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Jeffrey Dahmer was found sane and guilty of murder
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John Gotti convicted of murder
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Goosebumps by R.L. Stine is first published
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Cartoon Network goes on air
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Sinéad O’Connor rips up a picture of Pope John Paul II on SNL
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Rage Against the Machine releases their first album
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Disney’s Aladdin is released and makes a fuck load of money
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Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter is born
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Russian Federation is formed after the collapse of the Soviet Union
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I didn’t even know Nickelodeon was around in '92. I always thought of them as being very much a '00s channel, maybe founded in the mid-to-late '90s.
Amazing that they were not only around, but old enough to feel it made sense to do a time capsule then.
Oops, all slime!
Time capsules with less than 100 years are the dumbest thing.
When the same people who sealed it up are around to see it opened, it’s not a “time capsule” anymore than a couple of boxes at the bottom of the pile in my parent’s garage.
It’s a silly little thing a kid’s TV network did 31 years ago for kids. Calm down.
But all of those kids are adults now. And the kids who will see it opened have no clue what it is.
Yes. And?
Like the guy said, time capsules are pointless if the same people who made them are opening them. The kids who grew up aren’t kids anymore and the current kids won’t give a crap. Old stuff is lost on them. So basically this is for adults even though they have no personal connection to the time capsule.
Yeah, I understood this asinine point just fine the first time, thanks.
Instead of being a jerk, why don’t you explain how this is a useful time capsule?
Instead of being an ass, why don’t you explain how this is in any shape or form a useful time capsule?
No. I never made that claim so I have no obligation to defend it to some random dipshit on the internet.