John Malkovich’s voice and spectacular cadence in your head:

  • “It is estimated that Santa’s sleigh weighs 353 thousand tons. So, traveling at 650 miles per second would create such enormous friction that Santa and his reindeer would burst into flames. You understand? Like a meteor entering the atmosphere. This is a scientific fact.
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    10 months ago

    The fact that we can appease an Old God capable of destroying us in an instant

    Yo bro what are you doing you’re gonna start a holy war