Oh sure, when a 3 year old does it it’s cute, but when WE do it, it’s “dissociative identity disorder.”
I see what you did there.
It’s only dissociative if the identities aren’t getting along.
currently running a bingo event in my mind fortress for all the fellas.
Seems like a lot of words for a 3 year old.
My 3 yo told me tonight when I had her pacifier that it wasn’t for me, only for her and her little brother not mommy and daddy. Then I said what about the dog? And she told me the dog doesn’t like a paci because she doesn’t have big lips.
WTF kid. True but wtf.
Not really. By 3 most kids have a solid fluent vocabulary of a thousand words or so. And most importantly, they never, ever, ever shut up.
My <2 year old scared the shit out of me when he started doing voices for his stuffed animals. Nothing gets you out of bed faster than hearing your kid say over the baby monitor, “night night,” and then a different voice say, “night night baby.”
That’s amazing, haha.
Don’t let anyone steal multiple personality disorder from you.