Stopping all stations
who wants some SOURRRRR GUMMY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORMS
You just made me hungry!
better put some sour gummy worms on that
Yes! Sour lollies are the best.
flings handful
MEEEEEE! although the sceptic in me tells me they’re less sour than when I was a kiddo… sourflation.
oh no noono I promise you these are just as good they are absolute perfection
and here’s a source. Pun unintended.
Meeeee, please and thank you!
incomiiing
MEEEEEEEEE
fires up the worm cannon
runs around with a basket to receive the worms
no lie, there’s a source near my hairdresser and without a single jot or tittle of shame when I go for a haircut I will straight up load up a massive onya bag full of worms and bring them home whereupon my husband and i feast for dayyyyyys.
Being an adult means I can eat as many fucking sour gummy worms as I want
that reminds me i should go eat some icecream
My mouth ulcer says no, the rest of me says yes.
you know research has shown that topical application of 3% citric acid is beneficial to mouth ulcers. Load up!
Got off work early though not as early as expected and ran in for a hair cut, no line, super fast.
I’m not sure I like my cut but nothing can be done about it now.
Not one of my usual barbers that I’d had before
The kitchen is immaculately clean. Time to buy dinner so it can stay clean for at least a few hours.
Jelly of you as well.
Melbcat has a tummy ache and is ripping farts… her vet says she’s ok to monitor but I’m going to watch her and try to sort out some help to take her back to the vet if this keeps going. I can’t give her metacam in case that’s the issue so I’m going to heat up her tiny personal wheatbag
Edit: She’s still eating well and jumps at the rustle of treats
I’m going to heat up her tiny personal wheatbag
aw, I hope she feels better soon
Thanks. I’ve texted to sort a lift and we might be able to get in Friday/Saturday
Me: * hunts for glasses * Sams: * screams for snuggles * Me: Dammit, cat, I am trying to find my fucking glasses. Sams: * wanders over and nonchalantly pokes them * Me: * snuggles Sammi within an inch of her life *
Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋
Apologies. Chef overslept.
A magical mystery meal please
🪄🕵️♂️🥣
Smoke and a pancake, or a bong and blintz, please.
💨🥞
Borgor
🍔
Painkillers and fat coffee please 🙏
💊💊
☕️
For you ☕ ⏰
thank you
Chef needed the sleep. ☕☕☕☕☕☕☕
Early lunch of salad and a steak please.
thank you
🥗🥩
Ground my teeth again but forcing myself to go to work. I must remember how grateful I am to be gainfully employed, I just wish my head and jaw didn’t hurt so damn much. Having a little weep at the train station, ugh.
- offers shoulder *
gentle hugs
Trying to stay positive today…!
- My makeup is awesome today.
- My dog is hella cute.
- The energy drink I’ve treated myself to is delicious.
- Great weather today
Glad you’re enjoying it! :D
pain is tiring, sleep elusive
first time in my life I fear getting old
on a super positive note other than my back and a little fat I’m really physically healthy,
Not even 9 am and already three separate people got on my nerves. Haven’t even left the house yet.
Are they related to you?
They are not.
So far it’s been one neighbour, one co-worker and one work related person.
Put your cunt face on and hopefully nobody approaches you today.
Teams’ status set to Do No Disturb. Got some actual work to do, but mostly I’m buys applying for other jobs 😁
Kidcalhoon1 got her expander out today. First time she’s smiled after a visit to the ortho. Feels good man.
I’m really so bloody tempted by those “free return” Jetstar flights to Japan on sale right now. I wanna go. But I should find a job first or some other way of covering my rent between now and then. Argh
Send it
So that Amazon order that was delayed from last Thursday, the one that I was going to get a refund for today, finally turned up at 7.59pm last night. Phew.
Work sent me home after having a spew in their toilet lol. Had an interesting convo with my DiDi driver: he’s from Delhi, and his family owned a “massage” shop that they wanted him to run. Instead he moved here and is happy with his job, his girlfriend, and his life. He spoke about the main difference between India and Aus is that there is more freedom to do what you want to here. Made me feel quite lucky and humble to be born here, and not have a family like that. And I love that he is happy here.
Anyway, I’m home now, dying on the couch slowly but surely lol
You are forbidden from dying. Cat disapproves, so behave yourself and get well.
Not dead, just had a nap. My own puss would be most upset if I passed away, so I think he is also grateful that I am still here to feed the lil dude.
I hope my state of living pleases yourself and CatfishCat 🥰💜
Oh no, you’re definately not in good sorts today.
Please rest well and feel better.
Are you experiencing any other symptoms?
Some other symptoms, due in for a blood test soon so hopefully that has some benign answers lol
Thank you for your concern. Sending you good vibes, sir! 💜
I’d almost suggest doing a Rat if you have one around just to cross that off the list.
How are you feeling now?
Hey
Hello
Hello
hi
How ya doing there?
Good, hbu